GlobGirl9000

i wish this app was hornier, it would be better if it was hornier

im sorry but this app doesn’t have the sauce that x (the everything app) does

the only reason i still work is as a favor to my landlord

spotify knew i was going to the psych ward before i did

deep tissue massage where they get introspective

my dad is the kind of autistic guy where he put samples of my sibling’s and I’s hights over time into a spreadsheet and used it chart who would be tallest

gonna start telling people im a classically trained emo quitarist

Why the hell they keep rerecording that shitty intro song, I promise you that it was not the mix or the performance that made it bad

YouTube video by Brilliantredlights TERA MELOS "Jeff Takes Off"

we used to be a proper country

youtu.be/k_ScrCdZZpc?...

i was gonna make a tweet about dragon ball but it’s too embarrassing to admit that im actively watching it

how long do i have to wait before they serve me batshit transexuals

ok fiiine im here