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Daft Pun

@cooperearljones.bsky.social

P1. Dad joke aficionado. Wordsmith. Veteran. Day mode savant. U2 sucks. I hate being called Court. Not your black friend. I don’t watch the YouTube links you send (ever). Music. Four time coitus champion.

193 Followers  |  91 Following  |  337 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.7175

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Happy Halloween!

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I keep meaning to but just haven’t gotten to it

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Michael McDonald had a little Chewbacca vibe going on here

31.10.2025 14:03 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Maybe they’re ex cowboys fans or preparing to become cowboys fans

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Lamar usually throws his tight end touchdowns to Andrews, but that one was the Kolar opposite

31.10.2025 02:08 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds bananas

30.10.2025 01:00 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m still down for lacshots

29.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social why does the large golden eagle hot come out to $6.66?

29.10.2025 13:09 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

They had an apple pie shake that was telling me it liked my beats and offering me hand stuff…but I had to abstain…for now

29.10.2025 13:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

if you see this, post a vampire that isn't dracula

29.10.2025 01:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 3

While I try and force myself here…why did that last video upload take 14 minutes 😕

29.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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I’m sure this is probably old, but it’s new to me and the funniest thing I’ve seen in two years 😂

29.10.2025 01:07 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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I went for the nugs, but let me tell you something. That dirty little fried turkey sandwich showed me a little thigh and I had to make a phone call telling the kids I wasn’t coming home anymore. I got the nugs as well and they didn’t hit like I wanted them to. 4/10 unfortunately.

28.10.2025 18:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Damn you @humandads.bsky.social

28.10.2025 16:36 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Me when I heard my daughter say Marlon Wayans isn’t a good actor

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Had a bad day at work and came home and had a margarita and suddenly things don’t seem so bad

28.10.2025 00:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Alcohol is a dangerous bitch

27.10.2025 23:10 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

People take it for granted they’ll get old

27.10.2025 13:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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If I’m going to be here you have to make me feel like you want to hear my beats

27.10.2025 01:30 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Those Steelers uniforms are uglier than the Cowboys’ defense

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Romo is so bad

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Yes

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Cam Skatterbone

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Ugh, it’s basically Valentine’s Day already

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I really don’t like it here, but may have to learn to

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i’m sorry, but the sound shohei made after fouling a ball off his leg has me FRIED

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Human Dads 245

Bricked Up for Fall

Do you have a Spiritual Advisor?

Little Debbie does it again

On Philosophy: The Push Pull relationship between Abry’s Steak and Nugget

Clash of the Youth Basketball Coaches

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