Martin Buchan

“Foot stomping juveniles” as Shelagh Fogerty would say.

Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.

Prague tickets sold out?

Nae luck Nigel, Europe won.
#RyderCup

$750 for your ticket and you get kicked oot early doors for being the biggest dick in a crowd of dicks hassling Rory.

Sickener.

A toasted roll/rowie/buttery lathered with pistachio spread on a white side plate.

Game day, new breakfast to break the hex.
Dubai Roll/Rowie/Buttery.

Watching the #RyderCup and fck me the crowd are shocking.
You just know it’s the ones with the red hats on. MAGA pricks.

This is how it begins, with indirect insinuations and fake-humble pleas of uncertainty, as if online conspiracy theories, cranks and grifters carry equal weight to the overwhelming body of scientific evidence and medical expert opinion. Then they get into power and start shredding the health service

We have to get 15 points from the next 6 games just to remain on 39.
Nae good.

Doing us an injustice, forgot we got a point against Livi.
Still pish though.

Anything other than a win against Motherwell and we drop below 1 point a game average for the rolling season.

1-0 doon. 🤦‍♂️

BREAKING: ABC has announced it is pulling Jimmy Kimmel’s late-night show off the air “indefinitely” to censor the host after comments he made Monday night about the "MAGA gang" doing everything to claim Charlie Kirk's alleged assassin was "anything other than one of them."

Here is the clip:

Nae real.

A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.

Rolling season totals.
Lose next game and that will be an average of exactly 1 point every game.
Nowhere near good enough.

Bellend Palsy.

Always thought he looked dodgy.
#PaedoPete

Jeesus, shat mysel there.

Rolling 12 games.

Rolling 24 games.

Rolling league season, last 12 games.

Pie chart of Aberdeen FC rolling league results. 12 wins 8 draws 12 losses.

Percentage pie chart of Aberdeen FC rolling league results.

Aberdeen stats for a rolling season league games.
The exceptional start we had last season will mean it will look worse in the weeks to come.

Death, taxes and Steve Clarke picking Grant Hanley. The only 3 things guaranteed in life

“Putin loving, free speech imposter and trump sycophant”
That’s about right.

Dahlias or cosmos.

You know what they say, even a broken watch is right twice a day.

Best of luck down the road Shady.
Pity the club chose not to play you in the last couple of games, you could have made the difference.