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My dad is in the bishopric and has meetings for 8:30 to 4:30 today… on mother’s days. That’s so fucked up.

Fair lol

RFK claims “70% of pharmaceutical products in the world are sold to our country” but this is a false misrepresentation.

His 70% number is exaggerated and is based on sale $ not number of products sold, which ignores the fact that USA pays more for prescriptions than other places in the world

Biggest "NO SHIT" ever.

Fair

Idk, guy is named after an edible leaf.

Last 15 4th overall picks in the NHL draft.

No I appreciate it. Need to re-read the books before I read the new one!

Kelso is reminding me I haven’t watched these movies in awhile 😂. Yes, I mean the Capitol.

Nah, we getting 1 and Utah riding high in both sports. This is our year!

I take this back. 2nd winner should get 2nd 😂😂😂

I don’t get why people like Met Gala. It’s like district 1 in Hunger Games. Just all the rich showing off how rich they are.

LOL UHC WON

HOLY FUCK UTAH WON AND GETS THR 4th PICK!!!

I missed this the other day, but thank God in just 100 days, Trump has already saved "258 million lives!"

At this rate, by the end of His presidency, he will have saved over 3 billion lives. Wow.

"executives believe the president hasn't thought about the ramifications of his proposal"

I mean I get what they are saying but Trump literally ran on the premises of wide sweeping tariffs. These execs supported him cause they thought their industry would be different.

"hurt them not us!"

They also only spin for the top two spots. Kinda wild. I like it though. Not as rigid as the NFL but the flattening in the NBA makes it so hard to get the best talent on the worst teams.

I’m frankly all in favor of that. The jump for 14 to 4 isn’t THAT crazy for UHC. They have their core already. Jazz do not.

Lottery winners can only jump 10 spots. So since we are 14th, 4th is the best we can achieve

Yup 7 ET.

The conspiracy theories are going to hit like crack when this happens tonight 😏

Oh.

Welcome back to this episode of Myth Busters.

On today’s episode we will see how many rolls it takes to drown out my fear of our countries shift to a dictatorship.

At least they got the light saber color right.

(Yes, this is a real post from the official White House account)

Chipotle CEO plans major change customers will cheer Chipotle faces another major challenge; its CEO believes it can be fixed with a smile.

Guess what the change is? Not bigger portion or smaller sizes… The change is that the workers will smile more.

That will sure make me want to buy a $19.80 burrito more!

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Not going to be one of those nights 😂. I saw a bunch of people talking about it on TikTok and wanted to try it! Really yummy, can definitely taste the sugar though

Trying something new tonight

Reddit helped me identify it. It’s a spatangoid, essentially a fossilized sand dollar from the late Cretaceous period (100M years ago).

My daughter found this rock that has this pattern on it. Almost looks fossil-esque. Anyone know what it is?

Oh that’s good, sounds less sticky.