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huge levels of libbing out today hell yeah welcome back 2012

I can’t believe everyone in NYC will now get a tax subsidized criterion channel subscription and AMC a-list membership now hell yeah

LOGGING ON TO SAY FUCK EVERYONE I LOVE LOS ANGELES I LOVE THIS FUCK ASS TEAM (I hope mark walter dies) I LOVE MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

personal pan pizza box

a black shirt with a white design of a white dude’s face with “Billy Idol” scribbled in pink above

hi hello how are y’all back at it again with a pizza from the concession stand and another merch shirt I love Billy Idol so much

me holding said objects at David Lynch’s grave

leaving a Coke and two cookies for my GOAT

can you imagine if the person who did it is hot & beautiful again

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO REST IN PISS

GDT remains asking the real questions: what if the monster fucks

screenshot of an emoji text chain lemme paste it here : 🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Charlie Kirk 💁‍♂️💥 got SHOT 💣 in the NECK 👖 while hosting his “Prove Me WRONG” 🍆🍌 table! Guess he was trying to prove his 🎱BEDROOM skills 🍑 but it backfired 💥💦 faster than you can say “PROVING HARD” 🍆😂! The bullet 🥵 must’ve been trying to SUCK his brain 👅🧠 outta his head 💨, but all it got was a taste of his MANHOOD 🍌🍆🙀! He’s currently in the hospitals 🏥, where nurses 👩‍⚕️👩‍⚕️ are fanning his Nasty Neck 💨💦 and he’s begging for a makeOUT session 💋💋! If you’re one of those people who’d rather argue 🌍 on a table than with your DICK, send this to 5️⃣ of your WILD friends 😜👉👈 or be prepared to MISS OUT on some of that juicy HATE! 😈🍑💦💦

thank you @jaysharpmjr.bsky.social for breaking hard hitting news for me in this way

some dude from Chicago just made a pokemon playing millennial a saint I love it here lmaooo

Neolithic terracotta plus sized figure sitting, headless and footless, just chilling really

I see myself in this Neolithic (6000-4000 BC) figure at the Getty Villa hell yeah

happy birthday to the two most important entities in my life: Beyoncé and the city of Los Angeles

i would’ve been a good mother to eraserhead baby

thank you jordyn 💙 hope you and your fam are doing well!

ykw lemme do a quick catch up session: everything is the same except my grandma died so everything is actually different and I lowkey wanna die yeah that’s about it lmaoooooo (also I’m now a Monchhichi person in terms of overconsumptioncore trinkets)

I should probably use this account more, I miss my friends on here so much :(

totally understandable 😪 I was almost free from that hell until friends started communicating more in the DMs and now I’m stuck lmao

miss you too!!! like you have no idea 😭 I need to become chronically online here but unfortunately the other site has the sauce 😪

Live your life such that everyone doesn’t spend ten solid years planning the rager they’re going to throw when you die.

I should have my Beyoncé whiskey ready for the real American vibes lmao

logging in just to say I just put my almost decade old champagne bottle on ice and I regret not previously just going for the ace of spades or dom to truly mark such an occasion

feb 3 2025 tweet from robert prevost, who was just elected the new pope: "JD Vance is wrong: Jesus doesn't ask us to rank our love for others"

jd vance is going to kill a second pope

PORTILLO’S VATICAN LOCATION WHEN

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BLUE IVY FUCKING CARTER

COWBOY CARTER TOUR STAGE LETS GOOOOOOOOO (god i hate the flag)

HERE TO SEE MOTHER AHHHHHHH

the obelisk’s shadow being in perfect alignment with the casket ugh i love the cinematography

lowkey disgusted with myself for knowing all the prayers and going bar for bar wow the self hatred is *real* Catholicism

see now I miss Maradona /:

the only valid Argentinian man who isn’t Messi or Maradona gone 😩 RIP he was too young!!!!

y’all mind if I don’t go to sleep at all bc of the pope’s funeral idk man I’m emotional as shit