jonnie

going soda free in these trying times is so brave

every song in kpop demon hunters sounds like Brush Your Teeth by elmo

that’s my main gripe with mike flanagan…likr i love his stuff for the most part but why is everyone always monologuing

that’s how you get your dean withers types crying about a nazi getting mercd

lib men that go on tiktok live to argue with conservatives are not doing it out of moral obligation. they’re doing it for their own egos

LMAOOOOO NOT CHARLIE KIRK

had a sex dream about dennis reynolds last night..ama

cried at work today in front of a a bunch of toddlers. how’s your retrograde going?

hey anyone else reopening old wounds on purpose this week

it’s so funny that the thing that’s going to tear maga apart is epstein. trump calling his own base “weaklings” is such a bad move bc those freaks absolutely will do January 6th: Part II

the world is fucked but at least i can still bake cookies and have long phone conversations with my little brother

just saw a girl with a tramp stamp that said “time cast a spell on you but you won’t forget me” ….me ass

every day i wake up and check the news and hear bo burnham singing “the quiet comprehending of the ending of it all” in the back of my head

every single boy who made me feel ugly in high school is now a single dad with a patchy beard and a nicotine addiction and that’s really heartwarming for me

last night i had a dream that me and drew gooden both couldn’t sleep bc it was too hot so we made out instead and im afraid i woke up a changed woman :(

i should never say i’m not attracted to a boy bc i will inevitably have a dream about him that ignites something in me

every white witch on tiktok is mad annoying like yall are so corny shut up

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

really fucking dope that isreal gets to blow up the entire fucking planet all the while claiming to be the victim!!! and the fucking idiot in charge of negotiating peace can’t tie his own fucking shoes let alone negotiate!!!!! love it here !!!!!!

itching to start a fight with my mom’s family again someone stop me

just realized that nothing is stopping me from saying chocolate chip cookies are my favorite food

not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns

los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

If you people start rehabilitating Gavin Newsom over this I will speak the seven secret names of God and end the world

Remember this iconic photo from Ferguson? This is Edward Crawford, throwing back a tear gas canister to protect some nearby kids.

Like many identified Ferguson protesters and organizers, he was "found dead" a couple years later and neither the cops nor the media will ever investigate.

🚨 ALERTA PHILLY 🚨

Hearing from a very credible local source that there may be ICE action tomorrow (Sunday 6/8) in the following areas:

5th and Washington Ave
7th and Snyder Ave
5th and McKean/Wolf
Chinatown

Let your neighbors know to stay safe and be vigilant. Be ready. Be water.

help i’m mad at my gf over something really stupid but i can’t stop being mad about it there’s literally steam coming out of my ears

why are you discussing your sex life with your coworkers!!!!! weirdo!!!!

i know god isn’t real bc if he was i would be jerma’s stay-at-home wife