Variance Hammer

Still one of the fav things I've made

The most important part of the new Heresy FAQ is that the bitter 6th and 7th ed. Eldar player in me who always argued that units should could as moving when the game begins is feeling *very* smug right now.

#FunFact We sold more Turkey Man in the latest WW2 pledge manager than we did in the original horror KS he was born in.

Some people just bloom later, be inspired.

Slender, single piece, no supports, FDM "expanded metal" #Necromunda walkway STLs are ready for download!

300, 285, 210, & 120mm lengths in both "standard" & narrow.

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Coming to Cults soon

A Death Korps of Krieg soldier comforts a dying Sister of Battle.

So it didn't take home the top prize (but Silver!), but this piece is one of the best composed 40K dioramas I've ever seen. Searingly intimate, while also allowing your brain to fill in the larger battlefield. I'm in awe, and cannot get over it.

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It remains deeply funny to me that Warlord included the Blucher in the Kriegsmarine starter set for Victory at Sea.

Remain forever hopeful of a guest appearance on the 40K Badcast @brothersrm.bsky.social

On October 21st Lychee Slicer announced they are now selling AI Generated 3D models in an attempt to take money away from real artists. The AI generator is trained on on real models from real artists. Help us boycott and spread awareness.

The Empire in Warhammer Fantasy is not actually the Empire of Man - even if people call it that.

It has dwarf, halfling, elf citizens. Their closest allies are dwarfs. In older fiction, their biggest issue with vampires was not that they were vampires and more that Von Karsteins were secessionists

It's obvious that people making thirst/shitposts about 40k characters and horny Primarch art and daft meme animations clearly love and understand Warhammer way more than any of the srsbzns gatekeeping chuds, simply because to make it you have to actually read stuff and be involved in the game.

Sexy Pommes a la Conde o.O

If this is the future of video games, I'd say the industry is fucking cooked. This is absolute nonsensical garbage, and anyone pretending it's not isn't worth listening to.

My kingdom for electronic versions of the Horus Heresy books. Literally asking GW to let me buy their rules twice.

As a cis, straight white dude…I don’t think “No Nazi tattoos” is too stringent a requirement for progressive candidates.

A variety of animals dressed vaguely as French revolutionaries running amok with molotovs and flintlocks.

Animals dressed vaguely as WWI soldiers pausing for a smoke and a cup of tea.

Animals in regency uniform attending a duel between an otter and a chameleon.

Animals in a vaguely 1700s uniform of red and blue advancing with flag and musket.

Here are my four Oktobersketch vignettes.

Reminiscin’ this’n that and havin’ such a good time. Oo-De-Lally, Oo-De-Lally golly what a day.

Goonhammer Reviews: Tollingchester by Sarissa Precision Today in Historicals, Variance Hammer Eric looks at the Tollingchester terrain set from Sarissa, which is massive in more ways than one — yet still convenient.

In which I review the Tollingchester pre-painted MDF terrain from Sarissa Precision: www.goonhammer.com/goonhammer-r...

TL;DR: It's really quite good.

the aws outage should be evidence that running half the internet on a single company's servers is a terrible idea but i fear nothing will change

It’s not. It’s wildly successful, but the fishing industry thing is born of people not knowing how to read financial statements

Don’t they make a plugin for that specifically?

What a tiny little baby man.

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

30K Seven Samurai with a Blackshields primary detachment with OoM: Alone and Forgotten and OoM: The Blade of the Just
Win a combat? Get 3 VP.
Lost a combat and die? Get D6+1 VP

I am *very* tempted by Oath of Moment: Alone and Forgotten.

@simonberman.bsky.social How you feeling about the Blackshields rules?

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

WWII "Friend" poster series from the Allied Forces, originally demonstrating the various Allied forces (British, Australian, Chinese, French, Dutch, etc.) and their appearances It reads: "This man is your FRIEND He fights for FREEDOM" The image is a sepia/black and white toned image of the Portland Frog protester, simply labelled FROG

Tungsten putty?