The Ghost Of Gerald Cid

In the meantime, they should not mention his name in news stories, and his words should be read out by someone who has a boring reading voice with no concept of reading out grammar.

The Spanish should protest against those twats. See how they fucking like it.

George Osborne has let himself go.

Soaps are just like real life as I said to the policeman leading our neighbour, who'd just murdered the evil landlord of the pub at the end of the street, to prison.

Good. What did they do anyway? Not like they sorted out any crime or called in Batman or anything.

That'd do me a right treat to nip to the train station in a morning. Not the evening though, it had probably been nicked by then.

Christ, I was at school when the Diana interview was shown. I'm nearly 46. It wasn't his problem, it isn't your problem and it certainly isn't our problem. Now piss off with this shit.

Of course, this will also be shown on Channel Four on Saturday at 9pm.

The allies had found out about his partially descended testicle hence the music hall song but partially descended testicle isn't as catchy and doesn't rhyme with Albert Hall.

If nobody votes after this then the game has most definitely gone.

Bolton's first goal against Oldham in the Vertu Trophy, (44 seconds in), not really celebrated due to lack of being able to see is a rather strange reaction to a goal.

For context there were over 1,400 fans and the other goals were done properly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrJ0...

Probably whilst pulling that stupid shit his pants smug grin he does.

Agnes, 78, probably joked "Ooh chance would be a fine thing" and had that cuppa tea and got on with her day.

Meanwhile, the only frothing at the gash is from the weirdo using it as a stick to beat the NHS with.

Though I've tried to get rid of it at work for a few things but the little bastard keeps coming back.

Bit like what they think of me to be fair.

Found this on reddit:

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The kid was sticking them into his eyes though.

We will remember them but we won't be telling you where we are going because we're busy remembering them.

Whatever it entails I believe the best person to teach the child is a gruff cynical Northerner.

Especially for that money.

He didn't call that prostitute and he has the bill to prove it....wait it's not that?

BBC breakfast to stop interviewing politicians and instead show a dog doing some juggling or showcase a cat who's saved a squirrel from drowning or something. Nobody wants to see someone junior Paxmaning at half 6 in a morning.

Ellis James and John Robins are going to be distraught.

Copy and paste post alert.

Amario Cozier-Duberry: The kid is a genius.

#bwfc

Listened before I set off for the game. Nice to hear the usual short question that turned into a 4 minute statement that wasn't a question that happens during every one of these as well.

#bwfc

I'm either going mad or we've just had Tottenham's minutes silence in the fanzone.

Bar the Northern Ivy grill who carried on as normal.

It's a new and interesting way of changing channels.

Good news is that the fanzone has put an actual football match on.

Bad news Darren Fletcher's terrible commentary is blaring out for all to hear.

#bwfc

Several screens off, but one lone trooper showing football focus.

Sky Sports showing when TNT has an actual match on is disappointing. Should've turned up to the Q&A and asked about it.

#bwfc

They're shaking their fists at the people not WEARING THEIR POPPY.

To be fair the conditions are probably similar to the field in which they fell. If anything it's too much respect.

Is she singing it might sound wank?
It's wack.
What's wack?
A bit like wank.

#totp