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short little stream with the first part of King Arthur: Knight's Tale. It is MEGA edgelord but still fun so far. I feel like Mordred just needs some tats and a hat so he can become who he's truly meant to be, Fred Durst
Thanks for swinging by, see you Saturday!

goin' live with king arthur: knight's tale, it's about king arthur but dark and edgy and idk man just come and say hi while i try out this game
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(sorry i'm late)

my goodness, i can't believe it but I finished a game on stream! we beat lord of the rings: war in the north on stream tonight. It was fun, frustrating, and silly, and DANG i'm pleased to start the year off with a game we finished.
thanks for watching! See you next stream

LIVE with more lord of the rings! come say hi
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Hell yeah it's frog time

Live! Come hang out for a chill night of gaming
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playing #LORT with my buddies Amidge and Vakk tonight, swing by for a chill time on either twitch or youtube!

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💖 Stream Schedule Anniversary Edition! 💖

This week we have normal streams Monday & Wednesday but Friday is a LONG 5 year celebration stream. More info in the next post!

Mon 5PM PT: For the King 2 w/ @turtlepig.bsky.social @jeterjuice.bsky.social
Wed 5 PT: Palia

Fri 2PM PT: 5 Year Streamaversary!

streaming later today with @jeterjuice.bsky.social and @sumoomoo.bsky.social at 6 pm PT. We'd love to see you there! We'll be playing #ForTheKing2
#twitch #collabstream

had to get in on @soengery.bsky.social 's #DTIYS post because this skeleton dude looked too cool. here's my take

saw a lot of folks drawing this cute pinup pose for valentine's day so I had to join in! Here's my character Penelope the Pillbug being a cutie
#anthro #oc #Pinup

goin' live for some saturday morning doodles, come say hi if you're not out smoochin' and eating chocolates on this fine valentine's day
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what a silly face to have while holding a gun lol i love this little fella

a close up of a man with long hair and a beard ALT: a close up of a man with long hair and a beard

ya boy is live with more lord of the rings: war in the north, come hang out
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your work is always so great! love this

sorry i'm late! going live with more lord of the rings shenanigans come and say hi
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had a lovely first stream back after a long hiatus! big thank you to both @jeterjuice.bsky.social and @sumoomoo.bsky.social for the raids, y'all are wonderful. This is how we ended up looking at the end of the night, #justdwarfthings #lotr

I'm live! missed y'all. come say hi
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guess what thunderfucks i'm back to streaming tonight at 6 p.m. PT!!
come hang out on twitch and/or youtube (Turtlepigproductions on both) for some gaming shenanigans

(i've been rewatching LotR so we're playin' some Lord of the Rings: War in the North)

A few pictures of early firearms drawn without a whole lot of consideration for accuracy for the most part. And don't get me wrong I do mean historical accuracy even those were shit at range.

A series of angry looking swords labelled "Chaos Tools" after that (in)famous Far Side comic. An executioner sword made of bronze with hound heads on the hilt and pommel called the Red Rocket, with a leather sheath at the base and a wide spatulated blade covered in patina. A cinquedea short sword that looks to be melting and made out of a fleshy material, with the pommel being an eyeball, called the Five Finger Discount. An anthropomorphic antenna sword with two sharply pointed blades from the hilt and the pommel, with the top one featuring slight serration, called the Thagomizer, after the late Thag Simmons. A tulwar hilted straight sword with a wide bifurcated tip and a crescent like protusion on its cutting edge, with serrations and organic looking fullers throughout. It is simply called BITE BITE BITE. A large pigsplitter cleaver called Cheese Steak Jimmy's. A longsword cobbled together out of rusty roofing nails with a warhammer's head at its peak, called Nine Inch Nails.

A series of turn-of-the-century weapons labelled as Spade Opera, aka 1900's fantasy (something I coined some time ago). It includes a bull barrel Webley Fosbery semi automatic revolver, a Fairbairn Sykes dagger, a Spencer 1882 shotgun with a wooden heat shield, an adjustable muzzle brake and a bayonet lug, a Frommer Stop carbine with an underbarrel tubular magazine and a silencer, a very large stocked pepperbox rifle, and a stick grenade.

A handful of pictures showing different types of fire lances, which preceded regular firearms as we know them, as well as a Sturmspieß which was a similar concept used way later in history as a siege weapon.

I can often track when someone had used those as reference back in the days because they are not really accurate to any museum piece.

A series of pictures showing various kinds of Late Medieval spear heads, or at least polearms. It shows a guisarme with a curved slashing blade fitted with a long top-pointing side spike, a cutting spear with a blade like that of a sword, an oxe tongue which likewise has a broad cutting blade, a winged spear which is pointier and with side flukes, and an ahlspiess which has a long diamond section spike on top of a disc guard.

A series of picture showing very medieval looking medieval weapon, with a handful of axes with funky blades, a wiry looking pole hammer, some very chonky warhammers and goedendags fitted with various patterns of spikes, a bollock dagger with a big brass knob at the end, and a grossmesser which just looks like a falchion until you realise it's the length of a longsword.

Pictures of various sorts of European warhammers, from short to long to blunt and spiky and even a big mallet.

Pictures of various falchions throughout the years, showing the different blade geometry those broad cutting swords had until they started kinda just looking like sabers towards the Renaissance.

Reposting my old weapon plates because they're fun.
#art

A big thank you to the Make A Wish Foundation. Pigler used his wish to make David Attenborough watch as he threw a bunch of plastic bags in the ocean. Pigler isn’t even dying, he’s just a stupid pig.

Drew some stuff while at a crafty meetup
#doodles #art #sketch

Cheers 🤖 🍻

New LOGO 2026 and some Emotes I made last year, and the drawing had assets for when I do Art streams. We making some updates to shiz and moving forward.

me too, buddy

feelin' gross the last few days but i wanted to keep up drawing as much as i can this year so here's this little doodle
#sketch #doodle #sick

also woo woo first art of the year. hoping to kick 2026 off with more art, as my schedule allows