“Only the best people.”

I hate to break it to you, but whoever pulls the sword Sexcalibre from the huge pile of dried shit does not become king.

Never believe what Republicans say. Watch what they do.

Trump to No Kings protesters: Thank you from the heart of my bottom!

Suicide by chat up.

Trump busily adding 7 million names to his revenge list.

They can be wickedly strong.

They have been assimilated by Elon’s Borg.

“Under Siege: My Family’s Fight to Save Our Nation” … for themselves and no one else.

Barnaby Joyce’s politics is curdling like milk left in the sun.

They can force you to leave the room.

*got*

At least Trump go that right.

Not the Praetorian Guard. The Pedophilian Guard.

Now THIS is what I call an amphibian assault!

He should have invested in an autopen.

The GOP: steeped in hate.

Aching for their money shot.

Aggressive crowd control from the caboose.

The hooligans fighting was all in good fun.

A whiner and a weiner. Even if it was a spelling error, both are accurate.

They’ve been planning this for months, surely? Just a normally scheduled live firing drill, right?

He’s not up to the job. Too busying criming in the Oval Office.

Trump: “What’s the point of having nuclear weapons if we can’t use them?”

Satire, but there have been days when reality might have seemed even more unbelievable with this clown.

And how much is this ‘arc de Trump’ going to cost?

Unwanted, unloved, unattractive and the butt of mean jokes.

Probably finding any video of civil unrest they can and labelling it “the sacking of Portland”.

Because how else is she going to get to her cosplay destinations?

It makes good sense to keep this toxic purveyor of poison out of my country.