Spooky Chwineka

Painted fingernails with the purple pinkie having already chipped significantly

...this is what I get for not using a top coat. Live and learn.

Already getting comments on how "clean of a job" I did. Honestly, the trick is to paint them the night before and pick off the excess in the shower the next morning. Why do you think I waited until 5:30AM to post these pictures? Because last night they were a messsssss.

I used to paint my nails all the time in a wide variety of colors, but stopped when I got a warehouse job. It's possible I'm the only fag there (although I have suspicions)! But anyone who has interacted with me has most likely figured out what I am, so fuck it. C O L O R S ! ! !

Blue, purple, red, orange, and lime green painted fingernails

Red, orange, lime green, blue, and purple painted fingernails

Someone pissed me off at work so now I don't want to be mistaken for a heterosexual.

I know scales are not all calibrated the same, but according to Partnero's scale compared to my doctor office's scale, I've lost something like 18 pounds in the last two or so months.

Sure hope I'm not dying!

Vaxxed?

Comic panel of Pivoine, a satyr, waving to the reader. He has a little blush and he holds wallflowers in his other hand.

New character alert in Giroflée’s flashback! 🚨

Read my webcomic, a forbidden romance between a man and a satyr in medieval time.

🌳 behindthetrees.thecomicseries.com

#behindthetrees #webcomic

You Are Not My Mother: There's a fine line between being bipolar and being abducted and replaced by the fae, apparently.

6 panel comic P1: An impossibly buff Garfield knockoff (with distressingly visible nipples) towers over Jon, who is cat-sized, and lying on all fours on a table surface. P2: Same, only now Buffield points at Jon with their right hand, and reaches for him with their left. They boom: "HUMAN" P3: Brofield lays their left hand on Jon's back with such force, the latter begins to deform. Masculinifield demands: "I PET YOU. INITIATE THAT SOUND WHICH PLEASES ME SO" P4: Crushing Jon even further, The Garf lowers their head menacingly to stare at their quarry. P5: Closeup on a panicked looking and sweating Jon, as he starts shakily singing the chorus from "Hero" by Chad Kroeger. P6: As Jon continues belting out that absolute tune from off-panel, we go to a closeup of Garry Field, their face dramatically underlit. They let out a satisfied "bueno"

A 3D printed pallette of miniature heads and faces

A 3D printed pallette of a feminine face painted to look like a zombie

A 3D printed pallette of a masculine face painted to look tired and intense

I admit I have poor impulse control, but this is a handy thing to practice face tones and washes. Zombie lady looks good but the purple under her eyes is too much, and the intense guy has the right amount of purple but I messed up his eyes. Progress!

this is legit one of the saddest things i have ever seen

This isn't a cry for help or anything, I've just had this song stuck in my head for some reason.

Not My God Anymore

♫ And I don't care about the way you make me feel, it's not real
You said I'd never be the one to take it all but I will
And when you fall I'll watch you beg to save yourself
You can't save yourself
Fuck love, it hurts, it burns
Well guess what, I can kill you first

open.spotify.com/album/35UC41...

a man was just found not guilty by jury lollification

don't ever question if your fanfic is self-indulgent. question if your fanfic is self-indulgent *enough*

sent to the shadow realm for being impolite

Wow if Zohran can do that, maybe I, a fellow Millennial, can also run for office (immediately has emotional breakdown attempting to organize a potluck)

Wall Street Mav v @WallStreetMav X.com It's 2027. I'm sitting on a NYC free bus. It was 2 hours late because of Free Palestine protests blocking traffic everywhere. Half the people on the bus look like they were recently released from Rikers. As I look out the window in despair, I see women mostly dressed with full burqa clothing. They look tired and defeated. There are no more dogs in NYC. They were banned because the Muslims find them offensive. But there are plenty of goats around now. I cry as I see that the line for the city owned bakery stretches nearly two blocks to receive their weekly bread rations. The last Starbucks in NYC closed 8 months ago.

This guy is hallucinating?

A t-shirt reading "DICK CHENEY DIED ON THE DAY THAT ZOHRAN MAMDANI WAS ELECTED MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY, NOVEMBER 4, 2025"

Happy Dead Dick Cheney day to those who celebrate.

Weapons: Better than Gretel & Hansel, but the soundtrack isn't as good.

A painted 3D printed capybara with a yuzu on its head

ME: "Now that I'm not working a half hour early this week, I can get a bit more rest!"
ALSO ME: Wakes up at 4AM and can't fall back asleep.

Joseph Scrimshaw tweet from 2022: "Daylight Saving Time is increasingly hard to notice when my digital devices are like, 'What? Nothing happened. We know what time it is.' And my stove is left blinking and screaming, 'IT HAPPENED! TIME SHIFTED UNNATURALLY! THEY'RE ALL LYING! ONLY I KNOW! ONLY I REMEMBER!' "

Ah, it's that time again...

reminder that your new favorite queer horror lit mag is FREE FIRST and supports underrepresented creators, not just our friends.

submissions open up again in the new year! until then, check out issue 1 at salonsinister.com 🖤

“I was watching the baseball game” Interesting. I was contemplating solutions to the great global challenges of the 21st century. But your game sounds nice too 🤷‍♂️

Hilariously Husbando and Partnero were gushing about how much better I'm doing compared to August, but that's mostly because I don't currently want to die. So Halloween was better than my birthday, I guess!