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FUCK YES! MY FAVORITE LESBIAN SONIC SHIP!

This is the first time in ten years that Sonic enjoyers have been happy for even one second

If games companies don't want to pay voice actors what they could do is just not have spoken dialogue. Games did that for decades. It's fine. Just DON'T USE THE PLAGIARISM SLOP MACHINE OH MY GOD IT IS NOT HARD TO NOT USE IT YOU JUST DON'T USE IT THAT IS ALL. GAMES DO NOT ALL NEED VOICES.

I didn't see that happen but I'm sorry you went through that. That sounds like hell. Hope things go better today.

Now that I have a laptop with #linux on it, I plan to become a really obnoxious hipster about linux. It's too late for me. Be prepared for me to be that girl.

I like Tom Cardy's Song, Perception Check, but, every time I hear it, a little voice says "man, pop-culture sure thinks a 20 sided object is basically just a coin flip between 1 and 20."

It feels kind of weird to end a campaign. We even used "World Ending Game" to do an epilogue because my girlfriend @agentrush.bsky.social is so smart and knows so many amazing games. Feel a bit worn out so don't plan to run another Thursday game for a bit.

Kind of awesome, tho, finishing a game.

...the power of Norn Mikharu (the human-digimon bio-hybrid of Yggdrasil and Calumon), went back to the digital world 10 years in the future, joined the rebels, saw the world burn, faced the corrupted Seraphim and freed them, and united the entire digital world in a joint strike on lucemon.

The chosen children unlocked the power of armor evolution, went to heaven, learned the prophecy of Lucemon, found their crests, went to the old digital world to get the X-Antibody, defeated Etemon, went to the human world, stopped Lucemon and the corrupted Legendary Warriors from stealing...

After 43 sessions and almost exactly one year of weekly play, my #Animon game has just ended. We managed to play @zakbfree.bsky.social every week, missing rarely, for an entire year.

#digimon #ttrpg #Trpg #campaign #D&D #Pokemon #RPG #Game #Roleplaying

Boeing, OpenAI, and the Roman Senate all benefit from the fact that if you divide responsibility for a death among enough people it turns out nobody receives consequences.

Wait, does LA not have a good transit system? Don't y'all got all those trollies still?

Actually just got the idea from Convinctor Drive to make the Zorgs -- giant animal mecha -- be cut up into setctions and give you 5 options per section (The Striker, Defender, Leader, Controller, Blaster choice) to make them.

It's funny you say that. I've been experimenting with a similar idea for a game called Zorgs. I was inspired by Lancer putting PbtA moves for OoC. Cept I'm using Ediolon 2e Fate Deck for OoC and a new, simple tac combat system IC.

Fellowship is a pretty cool tabletop game that I think everyone would like more than d&d

Hey! Same! I was the tax manager of a public accounting firm. My life was hell and I wanted to die.

This was me and my girlfriend last week. We were dressed in jeans and sweat pants and everyone else was in suits.

Today is the only day I’ll probably say that I hate Dick and I'm glad we won't be seeing anymore Dick.

Ftr, I didn't know Dick Cheney died but my brain apparently first went "Dick Grayson" and then went "oh, Dick Cheney probably finally died."

What did Richard Grayson do?

To accompany the announcement, we got a piece of artwork showing the big guy himself facing off against an iteration of G-Force including a personal favorite, robot hero Jet Jaguar. And this isn’t the only super team involved. Godzilla: The Roleplaying Game reunites three WarhammerOpens in a new tab gaming legends – Jervis Johnson, Mark A. Latham, and Gav Thorpe for their first co-created tabletop game. According to the press release, the game puts a team of players in the midst of kaiju attacks with character sheets, collaboration, and playing cards as their tools to defend humanity. This unique new game system uses standard 52-card decks, rather than dice.

Got my wish!

nerdist.com/article/idw-...

The mock cover for Godzilla The Roleplaying Game. It is made by IDW and based on tbeir comics universe. It depicts heroes staring down an empowered Godzilla

PLEASE DON'T BE 5E

PLEASE DON'T BE 5E

PLEASE DON'T BE 5E

#TRPG #TTRPG #GODZILLA #TOKUSATSU #KAIJU #TABLETOP #ROLEPLAYING #TABLETOPROLEPLAYING #RPG #GAME #ROLEPLAYINGGAME #TABLETOPROLEPLAYINGGAME #DUNGEONS&DRAGONS #5E #D&D #IDW #Comics #AmericanComics #GraphicNovel #Book

Donate to Trans Woman Emergency Housing Fund, organized by May Notaname A trans woman I know well has been thrown out of her house, she needs any funding you … May Notaname needs your support for Trans Woman Emergency Housing Fund

A friend of mine is unhoused all the sudden and could use any spare cash for relocation, or info on queer-friendly housing in Colorado (Denver, Aurora).

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Bite The Hand - a Cyberpunk Panic Engine TTRPG Bite The Hand is a cyberpunk TTRPG built on Mothership's Panic Engine. The Core Rulebook contains all the information both players and game masters will need. It features a catalogue of cybernetics, w...

Alex at @spellbookgaming.bsky.social just launched their campaign for Bite The Hand.

I spoke about it earlier. Uses Mothership for Cyberpunk. It goes for a gritty, dangerous take on the genre is pretty rare. I just backed it. Give it a look

#TTRPG #Kickstarter

www.backerkit.com/c/projects/s...

There is more on the page to find. Some key points:

1) Bro claims to have trademarked truly invisibile armor and says it appearing in the book doesn't give you the right to make it yourself.
2) Bro is selling this paperback for 166 USD
3) Bro claims Jediism being a religion makes SW public domain

A review from arbit prt 1 I met Alejandro Evaristo Perez in an Uber/Lyft ride. When he picked me up, he had advertisements on the backs of the seats for books he's written. In front of me, I saw what looked like Star Wars-style characters and font. I inquired and he said he wrote his own "star wars" story. I asked if it was fanfiction and he said no, it's a depiction of how our world could eventually become like Star Wars. I thought that's really interesting, and asked him a few more questions. He started to talk about how he uses literary references like Shakespeare and others (upon reading, he LITERALLY references them, as in having his characters and narrator mention them by name, which was strange). I assumed he was a star wars fan. I was wrong. He hates Star Wars, which I didn't understand until I read his book. When I suggested he read Plagueis (a fantastic SW novel by James Luceno) he became noticeably frustrated and expressed that his his writing was better. More real... More visceral. We actually went back and forth a few times, me defending against his implication that my love of Plagueis was misguided, and that he knew his book would blow it out of the water. $45. I didn't have the money, so he gave me a SIGNED copy (valued by himself-not the market-at $100) for only $15. I took it home, had a good chuckle at the first sliver of insanity, and forgot about it, saving it for a later date where I could enjoy it with friends. Fast forward about a year and a half, I remember the book and bring it up to my friends. We do a reading. They love it. The foreword (called a Disclaimer for some odd reason) along with the book summary was enough to send everyone into hysterical, laughing conniptions. They couldn't wait to start it. CHAPTER 1: Perhaps we Should Start From the Beginning "Wake up, whoever you are." Said a man wearing a dark archangel body armor.

This line, on its own, shook the room with laughter. The floors, the ceiling, the paintings on my walls all vibrated for a solid 60 seconds, as all of my friends exploded into hysterics. Two of them had tears coming from their eyes and they had a very hard time putting an end to their fits. We made it through the first chapter. When the second chapter arrived, the mood changed. We were expecting a funny story written by a 30 year old kindergartner. Instead, we received the thickest, most unabashed block of Abrahamic lunacy any of us had ever seen. The sheer volume of overt fundamentalism and contentiousness blew us back. The more we read, the more we understood Alejandro Evaristo Perez. He has a simple, yet undying conviction in his life: If it isn't Abrahamic, it isn't real. It isn't worth anyone's time. It's trife. This includes political structures that lead to fascism and communism, atheistic religions like Taoism and Confucianism, and all sorts of ideals and promises made by certain individuals and institutions. However, the attempt to express intelligent discourse was completely overshadowed by the egoistic, pseudo-intellectual ramblings that permeate AEP's brain. He believes people who enjoy Star Wars actually believe it's real. He believes they worship Star Wars in the same way Abrahamists worship their scriptures. He believes fantasy is pointless, that our world and our reality is all there will ever be, and that speculating or basking in a well-written fantasy setting is blasphemy. He believes himself to be the pinnacle of intelligent thought, and he's very willing to tell you exactly how he feels about your foolish, uneducated, unenlightened reality.

A little background on the guy: He is currently undergoing litigation with both Disney and Linkedin. Disney ordered Amazon to remove this book due to numerous copyright violations, but he countered them so we're still able to see it here. He's also suing LinkedIn for removing comments critical of the Chinese Communist Party. He was in the national guard, and so adds the label of "Honorary war vet" to his legal claims. His Facebook profile claims "Genius | Author | Champion," but the innumerable grammatical and structural errors in his writing suggest the first two claims stand on shaky ground. In all, I love this book and will be revisiting it for years to come. The lack of self-awareness is tantalizing. The re-readability is high thanks to all the terrible dialogue and grammatical and structural errors. But the best part of this book is the unwavering, unabashed ego that shines a sunlit glare right into the corner of your metaphorical eye. I HIGHLY recommend this novel. If you're looking for more silly, unhinged people, I recommend Tonychasebusiness, Martin Cabello III and everything featured on RedLetterMedia's Best of the Worst.

#StarWars fans you got to see this shit!

The amazon page for "The Real Lord Vaders: The Destroyers of Star Wars" It's description reads: Welcome to the year of our Lord 4,951 AD in this galaxy, and whose side are you on? Do you want magical powers? Or do you want "Heaven for All"? The Jedi-Sith Pagans promise magical powers to Padawan child soldiers via ‘The Force’, and 50,000 years of war. The Empire promises no magical powers, recruits adults that follow the X Commandments, and instead, offers "45,000 years of Heaven for All". That is if you surrender and join God’s Empire. The Empire even offers you a nice house, a job of your passion, and a life of peace. But can the Empire of God really deliver on its promise of "Heaven for All"? Or is it another Theocratic Technocratic Dystopia where women and men rule as equals? Or will the Jedi-Sith Pagan Masters win to create their Magical Ubermen Utopia? Regardless, the Empire has commissioned an X-Man and an X-Woman, who claim to be the Real Lord Vaders. They will destroy the Jedi-Sith Rebels. Does that mean flamethrowers, invisible armors (patent in the USPTO), planetary destruction, over 70 billion missiles launches, and very hot romance? Probably. WARNINGS & UPDATES: Kindle Price is now dictated by Amazon, instead of the Author. This novel is the Pagan version of 'Empire of God - 45,000 Years of Heaven For All'. Not for kids. Adults only (18 years of age or older). The novel includes: offensive language, sex, violence, war, drugs, more sex, and many controversial topics. Read at your own risk. The fictional novel is copyrighted by the US Copyrights Office. Each fictional novel comes with a legal disclaimer based on parody, satire, and Freedom of Press. Each page has the label of "A FICTIONAL NOVEL" to remind the audience that the content is fiction. Ads and literature currently banned in the Russian Federation due to the controversial fictional content, so no adult Russian Citizen is allowed to read this fictional romance novel.

The novelist is currently suing "The Walt Disney Company" for violating US Code 17 by falsely claiming that they wrote the copyrighted novel and conspiracy to restrict trade via US Code 15 Section 1. The copyrighted novel is in a different galaxy, a different time, a different space, different physics, different storyline, and only written by the novelist. The legal cases are “ALEJANDRO EVARISTO PEREZ V. DISNEY CORPORATION, THE WALT DISNEY COMPANY, DISNEY ENTERPRISES, INC., DISNEY ABC INC., & DISNEY SUBSIDIARIES [5X], ET AL.,” TXSD 4:21-CV-00765; “PEREZ V. WALT DISNEY” (22-20084) & (23-200432) 5th Circuit Appeal Court; and “ALEJANDRO EVARISTO PEREZ V. THE WALT DISNEY COMPANY” CACD 2:21-cv-03490 for a total of over $27BN as allowed by US Code 15 Section 1 per conspiring corporation and US Code 17 Chapter 5 per infringer. #WhoIsYourDaddy? #God #EmpireofGod #LordVader #StarWars #StarshipTroopers #Halo #40K #LordOfTheRings #Shakespeare #PlanetoftheApes #HeavyMetal #Warhammer #45K #StarTrek #Magic #Heaven #Parody #Satire #Equality #TheCovenant #Christianity #Islam #Judaism #Jedi #Sith #Pagans #TheRealLordVaders #RealLordVaders #Anime #Religion #Invisibility #LOTR #DarkLords #X-Men #Science #Destroyers #StopChildSoldering #PadwansChildSoldiers #Novel #Commandments #TheForce #Padawans #Utopia #Dystopia #TheMatrix #Chainswords #Flamethrowers #Universe #Galaxy #NonlethalWeapons #DestroyingPlanets #RomanticApocalyptic #IndustrialComplex #England #MardiGras #War #Fahrenheit451 #WorldWars #Sandman #SpaceLord #SpaceHierophants #LastJedi #SciFi #WomenRights #Romance #Epic #Tarot #TheRealLordVader #RealLordVader #AlternativeHistory #Future #1stWorldOder #WorldOrder #Empire #Futurism

I found one of the most unhinged #books on #Amazon. You can't make this up. I'd ask why this guy isn't being sued by #Disney but the answer is that he is absolutely is being sued!

Posted the image time because the description is too big for alt-text so between the two copies you get it all.

On Thursday, I burn my mouth badly on food. Enough that it still kind of stings.

Today, I had a dentist appointment for a cleaning.

I never realized how...painful those drool collectors can feel.

Alex and I have been on a few episodes together. Pretty awesome guy and his show is genuinely great for indie devs, who often struggle to get exposure on their projects.

I played Bite The Hand and thought it was great for a gritter take on cyberpunk most games stray away from. Give this a look.

Wait, when did Affinity start using AI?