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@gwladystoffee.bsky.social

UTFT, single, mother of 1, Reader "A charming blend of bibliophile musings and football fandom, sprinkled with a healthy dose of self-deprecation."

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IF this is actually true it's not just the premier league it's a world record btw I need the proof this is true so bad 😂 the world record currently is 142 haha

05.10.2025 19:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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24.09.2025 19:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The fact I'm super excited for alchemised when I didn't actually rate #manacled...... Make it make sense!! 😂😂
#Dramione

23.09.2025 12:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just a little bit wet 😂😂

20.09.2025 17:03 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pmsl in our house we have a frank lampard, DCL and Taylor swift 😂😂

20.09.2025 07:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What's the point when I missed out on the tickets will I be given them?? No

18.09.2025 20:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Loving the new #bookmory update!!

17.09.2025 20:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@ticketmaster.com when your 22 in the queue for 20 mins but page saying tickets are going 🤷🤷

16.09.2025 09:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The murder of Charlie Kirk was criminal, wrong, and should be condemned.

And Charlie Kirk was a horrible, hateful man who spent his life radicalizing young people to embrace their worst demons by targeting women, people of color, immigrants, and the marginalized.

I refuse to sanitize him.

11.09.2025 05:03 — 👍 38567    🔁 7528    💬 1235    📌 472

He loved that second amendment and said it was worth losing lives to it to keep it.......

11.09.2025 11:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you 😁

06.09.2025 13:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Why can't it just come off nice and smooth 😩😂 is wet and scrape the best way people??

06.09.2025 12:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The mind boggles 😂

06.09.2025 12:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Who wallpapers and then puts the skirting board on 🤦😂

06.09.2025 12:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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02.09.2025 08:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Definitely dodgy decision to Liverpool bingo isn't it?? 😂

31.08.2025 17:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Could be a good thing for ndiaye though going under the radar a little bit gives him a bit of freedom

31.08.2025 03:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He will quickly become too good for Everton

31.08.2025 03:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tarky doesn't trust Keane like he does branthwaite

30.08.2025 16:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For shits and giggles?? But what would the Everton da's do?? 😂😂

30.08.2025 16:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We wouldn't like it if we weren't 😂😂

30.08.2025 15:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Never easy is it Everton 😂😂

30.08.2025 15:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Holy fucking shit balls that made me shit my pants 😩😩

30.08.2025 15:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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30.08.2025 15:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Not a bad way to watch the match. Good job there aren't too many people here yet cause I made a couple jump when we scored 😂😂

30.08.2025 14:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Couldn't watch the match as I was swimming with turtles in Mexico but thumbs up for the next round 😂

27.08.2025 21:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She's done it with every album and it takes the piss rinsing fans for everything. Especially with her getting the rights back you'd have thought she would sell them a bit cheaper but no she made more and sold them at the same price. Can't stand the woman

26.08.2025 14:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fucking hate Taylor swift and how she constant scams her fans into buying the same thing over and over but it's a different colour so the kids have to have all of them
Daughter throwing a hissy fit cause she can't get the 8th vinyl shes brought out of the same fucking album
Takes the piss

26.08.2025 14:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Ahhhh got ya. Yeah I'll bach that one tbf 😂😂

24.08.2025 21:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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