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@simpleslav.bsky.social

Slavic person living in the EU, attempting to blend in by being grumpy.

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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

10.02.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19803    ๐Ÿ” 8922    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 711    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1231

๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช Estonia's Foreign Intelligence Service knows its stuff and russia well

They have published their 2026 yearbook. Always an interesting read

Here are the top findings:

10.02.2026 11:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 138    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

#Estonian Foreign Intelligence Service (VLA) public report 2026 in English. Highly recommend reading but @jaanus.bsky.social is doing a solid thread on highlighting important aspects

www.valisluureamet.ee/en.html

10.02.2026 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Roses are red
Violets are neatโ€ฆ

โ€œCucumber prices in Russia have approached the cost of meat.โ€

ru.themoscowtimes.com/2026/02/10/t...

10.02.2026 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 169    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
A rabbit in overalls and a goat in pants are sitting on the ground drawing pictures. The rabbit is saying โ€œART POSES A THREAT TO CORPORATOLRATIC SYSTEMS BECAUSE A PURPOSE OF ART IS TO REMIND THE INDIVIDUAL OF THEIR INHERENT AUTONOMY.โ€, the goat adds โ€œTHEIR HUMANITY.โ€

A rabbit in overalls and a goat in pants are sitting on the ground drawing pictures. The rabbit is saying โ€œART POSES A THREAT TO CORPORATOLRATIC SYSTEMS BECAUSE A PURPOSE OF ART IS TO REMIND THE INDIVIDUAL OF THEIR INHERENT AUTONOMY.โ€, the goat adds โ€œTHEIR HUMANITY.โ€

Make Art (1/4)

10.02.2026 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8294    ๐Ÿ” 3062    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
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Telegram founder and CEO, Pavel Durov, is "warning" that Telegram might be target of "regulation" by the Spanish government. The fact that the Russian government has outright blocked the very same Telegram, altogether, has so far missed his "attention".

10.02.2026 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 365    ๐Ÿ” 69    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych was banned from using a helmet at the 2026 Olympics that depicted fallen Ukrainian athletes. At the same time, an Italian snowboarder competed wearing a helmet with the Russian flag - which is prohibited and "there was no reaction to this."

10.02.2026 09:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 461    ๐Ÿ” 110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

How bout dat ICQ tho?

10.02.2026 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look, the next time you visit Russia at least you can still use Weibo

10.02.2026 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seems a bit evil

10.02.2026 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yup. And those assumptions are going to be weighted with more or fewer stories going into either a good or bad direction.

10.02.2026 09:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To me your read means assuming that 1) there are positions available that they would be a match for, 2) applying for them meant preferential treatment vs outsider applicants and 3) the positions are in the same area, with equivalent pay, and otherwise comparable.

Thatโ€™s a lot of assumptions. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

10.02.2026 07:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€ผ๏ธ Russia: โ€œRussia has been cutting production for the second month in a row due to the inability to sell oil.โ€

๐Ÿฟ Remember when Russia tried energy blackmail?

ru.themoscowtimes.com/2026/02/09/3...

10.02.2026 04:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 293    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

lulz

10.02.2026 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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China military leadership changes.

AFP Infographic showing changes to China's military structure, since October 2022.-AFP

10.02.2026 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

There is! The winner gets a free botox injection straight in the kisser, in fact!

09.02.2026 16:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awww, man, and here I was, thinking that Europeans will pity American teams in 2026, after all the good times we had with America in 2025.

Ah well. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

09.02.2026 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, that shitโ€™s almost as funny as skeets about the midterms coming up. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

09.02.2026 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YUGE jump in numbers, week-over-week! ๐Ÿ’ช

09.02.2026 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obesity is also an economic issue, in cases where people literally canโ€™t afford buying and cooking healthy food, despite working two jobs.

But thatโ€™s also not something anyone wants to hear. Easier to point at obese people in torn sweatpants and laugh.

09.02.2026 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fact is that Serbia lost tons of good people who moved away and that still wasnโ€™t enough to wonder whether any deeper change is needed, because everyone always believed itโ€™s The Westโ€™s/Europeโ€™s/whoeverโ€™s fault.

Literally not Europeโ€™s problem at this point. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

09.02.2026 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes โ€” and all that, up to and including the murder od Zoran ฤinฤ‘iฤ‡ โ€” has been going on for 20 years and there were no really meaningful protest efforts until fairly recently. Whether itโ€™s a Balkan-y โ€œWe canโ€™t change anything anywayโ€-mentality or silent approval doesnโ€™t really matter matter.

09.02.2026 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Serbian civilians put Miloลกeviฤ‡ into power and kept him there.

What were they thinking, than only _other_ Yugoslav civilians will get killed and their wonโ€™t?

(And thereโ€™s a reason Serbia looks like russia and is governed by criminals, and itโ€™s not because the Evil West โ€œkeeps it downโ€.)

09.02.2026 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No matter which government rules the country, all European nations share a common dislike for Putin, even in Hungary. All but one: Serbia.

Remember this whenever Serbia makes calls for entering the EU. They are literally Putinโ€˜s Only Fans.

09.02.2026 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 717    ๐Ÿ” 167    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

๐Ÿซก

09.02.2026 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had a student who did her MA with me last year, who studied how the rhetoric of the Irish government did not match its actions, and the center of the research was this airport. Weapons transfers, flying in and out, like it's nothing. Shameful.

09.02.2026 07:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Senior Greek Air Force officer accused of spying for China A senior Greek Air Force officer with access to NATO intelligence has been arrested on suspicion of spying for China, in what officials describe as one of the most serious security breaches uncovered ...

โ€œChristos Flessas, a colonel in the ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท Hellenic Air Force with access to NATO intelligence has been arrested on suspicion of spying for ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ China, in what officials describe as one of the most serious security breaches uncovered in recent years.โ€

knews.kathimerini.com.cy/en/news/seni...

06.02.2026 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

russia wanted a True Multipolar world, ends up with a US-China bipolar world where they have the Chinese pole stuck straight down their bottom.

Good job, russia! ๐Ÿ‘Œ

09.02.2026 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now I may be cynical, but I have a feeling that these commanders wonโ€™t heroically refuse to follow insane or illegal orders

07.02.2026 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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