vice ::3c @ EVO 2025

they should let us mess around in one fighting game's training mode while waiting for a match in another

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"ohhhhh fuck."
the never-gooner, knowing his beverage was tainted as well, knew there was only one way out

the never-gooner smells his mocktail and notices something off
"yo hawk, do a favor for me and see if ts tastes weird"
"no way in hell dude. you saw what happened to the red guy"
bro grabs the hawk too hard intending to apply just enough force to avoid choking him, but bro ends up killing him

"uhh, sure"
little do they know, two of their drinks have been poisoned by the Sussy Impostor
the red crewmate is the first to uhh,,,i can't think of a word that starts with A that would fit here
anyway, bro dies and the rest of them are shocked (the bartender too)
"OH GOD!" he screams

"nah, i don't wanna put anything cock-related in my mouth"
"i see. and you?" the bartender asks the blue crewmate
"i'll get myself a mocktail too, along with some fries"
"you know, i have this one regular who loves ma-"
"just put the fries in the bag. actually, can i get some mustard too?"

the never-gooner chokes the red crewmate with one hand and says "NEVER EDGE!" and puts him down, staring at him intensely as he lets go
the blue crewmate remarks "bro thinks ts is ai slop"
the never-gooner says "i'll just have a mango mocktail"
the bartender asks "not a regular cocktail?"

a hawk, two among us crewmates (red and blue) and a never-gooner walk into a bar
the bartender says "what can i do to all of you?"
the hawk says "you gotta give me that H₂O and drip on that thing"
the red crewmate says "give me a wine glass filled to every edge"

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it goes like this, the thing the spit
the interview, the gotta give
the woman on the mic says hawketujah

mah nem is devid‼️dad‼️ah want some ahscream‼️david‼️that is mah nem‼️david‼️ah want another‼️david
where is my baaaahl⁉️ah'm runnin out on da roed
there is a caaaah‼️and it is going to hit me AAAAAAHH

MAH NEM IS THE FUCKIN MIMIC AW YEH

currently imagining a version of Jackie's Box where all characters' lines are sung by eric cartman

just talk in a deep voice lol #YIAYtube

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do yalls think hailey welch has ever considered going on tour

went 2-2 at evo, same as last year. i got to be on stream (where i had my ass handed to me) and i had my pals from my local cheering me on though

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when you realize it's called hawk tuah because the hawk is to a

when you realize his name is caseoh because he's shaped like the letter o

bro is bluemaxxi- literally when have i typed that before

balkan ragebait

also melon can emulate the dsi main menu

sorry for no post yesterday, i was busy looksmaxxing in ohio

fribidi or skibidi? your choice, western bibarel

chat what does ts say about society

a close up of a person 's face with glowing red eyes ALT: a close up of a person 's face with glowing red eyes

MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO MANGO

stupid ass google ai

a big ugly what?

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