Lexaprogrammer

I'm kinda disappointed in the selection there and I just wanted some pata de res and tripe for menudo. I'm not trying to marry into the family but fuck me I guess. Big culture shock from living out west for 22 years. I'll have to go to Hmart I guess. I never had issues at Marianas or Seafood City.

Went to the Latinx-owned grocery near me and I got stared down as soon as I walked in. The butcher acted like he couldn't understand English or my very bad Spanish but when I had a girl ask for exactly what I asked for he talked to her for damn near 5 minutes. Aiight bruh, I get it.

I hear us, but I dont see us

(j/k I'm not us)

I dated a widow who wanted to do the same thing this lady did and yes they were.

if he had used more sunscreen he coulda been a lamp

I drank half a can of Alani and poured the rest into a water bottle of chia seeds like it was that psychomagnotheric slime flowing under NYC in Ghostbusters 2. That's tomorrow's problem

I thought this was about Magic The Gathering at first

A lavish breakfast spread of foods on a large dining table with the caption: ’Second breakfast & a woman with a bush’

This combination though 😛
Thank god for therapy.

I get it. Im not getting into mid range or fancy headphones because I lose my shit too often, leave me here with my trash JBLs

If they dont release a Cinnamoroll or My Melody one..

Money left on the table!

✨community✨

This reminds me of the early days of beta Bluesky when every week the dolls were having a different civil war about whatever.

The way some of y'all talk to people on here is wild.

The games journalism dolls are going brazy over 'dere!
This place still has the juice, I guess.

Did you know you can just call yourself a journalist? Nobody is gonna check or stop you. Got a substack and a domain?

Boom, journalist.

Damn, you were the evil self hating trans indie game dev the whole time? Busy day!

I walked into a used game store and caught one of the anime kids making murloc noises behind the register with her boyfriend but she was 19 so i minded my business. Maybe lock the door next time. I know the owner had a camera on ‘em so yikes! Anyway, let me get a copy of Powerstone pls

I cant tell you how many times I had to pull minors out of sketchy situations because their parents didnt teach them awareness. 14 yr olds in their underwear sitting on laps in a hot tub? Not on my watch. Im not trying to cockblock but COME ON..

All my ‘anime kids’ are adults and sometimes I have to remind myself that its been 15+ years and they dont need anyone to look out for them anymore. A couple are married and have kids now 🥺

Just saw a tiktok of one of the kids I used to watch at anime club when I first moved out west. She went to EVO this year for cosplay and had her whole ass out but I cant even clutch my pearls because ol’ girl has got to be in her 30s by now. Good for you!

I used to work for an insurance company and do SecOps and I have no doubt that I could find anything I wanted to about anyone I wanted to. I assume there are others out there like me so I'm careful about what (and when) I post. Everyone should be. We already put too much personal info out there.

Alex, I keep telling you that we are not educated very well here. I legit have met people that think Washington DC is the capital of Washington state.

Home Page | Happy Meal Digital

The header to this official page is wild
www.happymeal.com

To our credit, we are in fact very dumb. Many of us don't know nor care. In fact I'm willing to bet you that a non trivial amount of people think Washington DC is in Washington state.

Once again, we're not really smart over here and that's why things are allowed to happen.

Thought you left us FGC plebs behind.. Skullgirls? Never heard of her

*ashamed*

OMG is that dapurplesharpie from DREAMCON? 🥰

tuna melt + side salad
egg salad sandwich on toast w/ fruit and cheese
tuna salad sandwich on toast w/ fruit and cheese

FGCテーマ.V1, by Knxwledge. 8 track album

I just found out this existed, but shoutout to Knxwledge and to @ifcyipes.bsky.social for the hat tip.

knxwledge.bandcamp.com/album/fgc-v1

off to the gulag

This is the most sensible merch I've ever seen. GWW are we officially old now?

Is this why people didnt vote for Kamala? Too close to purple, couldn't risk it?