Dax Pryce

nope, I'm just a goof. A PERFECTLY DELIGHTFUL GOOF.

obviously Pacific Rim was a documentary, just like Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. How do you not know your history!? ;)

and obviously the pacific rim documentaries

what, do you think they're trying to run a solvent business or something?

me: yes mostly about whether my toe is broken

Doctor: <spins wheel> you might want to consider having a baby soon

me: they might break their toe too and have to go through this as well

reese's choco bananas likewise tasted like punishment mixed with sorrow

don't answer that, but it's now head cannon to me

wait tell me you, mr Parker, do not live in Parker CO

anyway we have a bunch of trays of cat grass starting for the new fella because he's REALLY interested in greens - like more than any other cat I've had, at least!

so i don't think so, but this WAS the day before the kitten got neutered, but my wife swears it always smells vaguely like cat pee to her (and the basil preceded the cat!)

so i really don't know!

You know how Freud said everything comes down to sex and death? I'll add a third thing, which is keeping one's house from smelling like cat pee.

my basil started smelling strongly of cat pee the other day

and then it died, so like, maybe it was letting me know something?

I value your voice 💜

that's called a `manotorus`

(but piirakka sounds so much more fun)

pierogi or mountain pie, everything else is dumpling imo

🧳🚗🛥

I just came across a person named "bimbowompus" in marvel rivals so that's kinda in the same general vicinity

Sick freaks.

These folks are fucking psychopaths. Absolute psychopaths.

sometimes I'll go with dealiewhomper too if it's a big bob or bop or jig

depends if it's plural, because dealiebobbers is correct

I just presume they've been laced with 18 metric tonnes of roundup per square inch, so I can't risk it

if only they collected themselves into a rocket or perhaps a stargate to an unknown world filled with magma snakes

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

I always enjoyed this, like there's someone curled up around an amusement park sized bucket of icecream with a gigantic spoon yelling "YEAH, WELL CAN YOUR _SCIENCE_ EXPLAIN THE POWERS OF THE HEART? NO! ALL YOU CAN DO IS MEASURE IT'S EFFECTS! <giant mouthful> THUCK MY NUTH NERDS ah brainfreeze ahhh"

"In order to bring people together ..." is such a bullshit line. There are some concepts that don't deserve to win unanimous support ... denying a person's rights based on their gender identity qualifies as one of them.

I want you to see that asking marginalized folks who already have it hard enough as it is in our society to take one for the team is not an ethical play, and it also won't be a winning play.

Again, just you. Like, genuinely. I want you to change, because I also want to take MAGA out and we have common ground there. There's a reason I haven't blocked you or muted you, and why I continue to engage even if it's contentious as fuck and stresses me out.