dirt squirrel

post a banger that's not in english

I fuckin love this song, it goes hard as fuck

an illustration from a book about harry houdini. it's okay of a flyer for a freak show. it reads: return of the young and beautiful Vermont giantess BIG ALICE 5 feet 11 1/2 inches in height and weighs 601 lbs. she is the handsomest fat woman in the world

that's me

everything that's happened politically in the united states in the past year is so fuckin backwards ass stupid, so insidiously and obviously based in straight up bigotry, and so propagandized that it could only have happened in the united states

tried to do a list of things my girl cat likes but it's all "cuddling" and "tuna" and normal things

I have watched that ballsy little shit literally steal food directly from the mouth of an 85lb german shepherd mix, so many goddamn times

things my boy cat loves:

- oats and oatmeal, specifically dry, and he prefers maple but will roll in any flavour

- feet. dog feet, people feet. he wants to sniff them. he wants to touch them. he wants to bite them

- cake

- chips

- having his paws massaged

- eating out of the dog's mouth

"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"

Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.

goosie laying in my arms with her eyes closed looking very content

goosie in my arms looking up at my face with her tongue out a little bit

goosie in my arms being kissed on top of the head

good afternoon from me and baby goosie

I would like libs to explain to me what they think this "marshall law" is that they keep mentioning

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Alberto Castañeda Mondragón says his memory was so jumbled after a beating by immigration officers that he initially could not remember he had a daughter and still struggles to recall treasured moments like the night he taught her to dance. But the violence he endured last month in Minnesota while being detained is seared into his battered brain. He remembers Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents pulling him from a friend’s car on Jan. 8 outside a St. Paul shopping center and throwing him to the ground, handcuffing him, then punching him and striking his head with a steel baton. He remembers being dragged into an SUV and taken to a detention facility, where he said he was beaten again. He also remembers the emergency room and the intense pain from eight skull fractures and five life-threatening brain hemorrhages.

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”

What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

who fuckin cares if they did or didn't? israel is a genocidal ethnostate regardless

Russia remains banned from participating in the Olympics for being at war with Ukraine.

Israel is allowed to participate after killing nearly 73,600 people in a genocide, around 20,000 of whom are children.

Because...?

how else will I anonymously buy heroin on the dark web

lactose doesn't count when you're drunk. until you're peeing in a stall with 3 girls and your body surprises you with loud liquid shit

I have a distinct memory of placing my glasses in a location while saying "I couldn't possibly forget where they are if I put them here." this location? well, folks,

(also to @infernatrixsophia.bsky.social, I'm sorry for the repeated "they"s, I checked your profile for pronouns then immediately forgot what they were lol it was not meant to be a dig)

"b-but I added 'white' in front of 'trans women' so it's woke! it's okay to talk down to marginalized people and demand blood sacrifices as long as they're white!"

they're a fucking trans person, who has way more fuckin right than you do to address the community however they want

you, on the other hand, are a performative transphobic asshole

oh man we could cause so much property damage

also you live in appalachia right?? I bet there's so many good trees and rocks to hit with a slingshot. plus the ghoulies

jesus christ lol if someone here pulled that, every cop in the city would turn up within 5 minutes

the entitlement of thinking that because you're not rich your only option for being an artist is by skipping all the hard parts we ALL had to fight through is fucking insane! you are not entitled to being considered an artist any more than I'm entitled to be considered a fighter pilot!

art as a whole is already one of the most fuckin accessible things on the planet. poor people can write, dance, sing, draw. mixed media art made from found items. sculptures from naturally sourced clay. basket weaving. you can alter second hand clothes. YOU JUST HAVE TO FUCKING PRACTICE

and while yes, it does feel nice to post something I'm proud of and have people tell me they like it, that is also not why I make art!

I make art for the purpose of making art. because it is the most human thing to do. occasionally I sell things, yes, but that's not my main intention. I also love gifting things I've made! or just keeping it to look at myself because I'm proud of it and I enjoyed making it!

a post by trung le nguyen which reads: Oh no, art is only for commerce or for attention, which at this point, is also commerce. There is no personal practice of art, no intention, no urge to express. They just want to participate in what they see as the production of content, so personally I don’t think they deserve any art at all.

quotes are turned off (I get it) but I think this is what bothers me most about the idiots talking about people "gatekeeping art" from slop producers

I'm an artist. I make art because it calms my mind, keeps my hands busy, and I can zone out and create things from nothing. I make so little money

apparently they treat it like a firearm within the city limits of most places, so you can practice if you've got some property and aren't in city limits but otherwise you can be charged with weapons offenses

I definitely didn't know that when I was a kid shooting arrows at my grandma's hedge

oh no! the landlords won't be able to make themselves fabulously wealthy by price gouging poor people on an essential service anymore! won't somebody think of their generational wealth??