dirt squirrel

I'm only distracting myself from eating because I ordered enough indian food for 5 people, but not for 2.5 more hours. I am stoned and this is not a disordered eating post tbc lol

dressing up and doing my makeup for the same base reason as my foremothers (to distract myself from eating and because I'm on drugs)

and his protege Studio Albumstein obv

hey he only had one asterisk

monopoleh

I have a grade 10 education when you come right down to it, I make min wage on short shifts 2x a week and live on disability. my only saving grace is not having children to support lmao

I just described myself as (paraphrasing) "a single step above trailer trash socially" but then I thought honestly about my life and finances and education for a second, and deleted it. it was untrue. a lot of those people own their trailers. a guy just lets me live in his house for like $300/month

you just know the kid he hit is a piece of shit on the reg, he's definitely wanted to hit him for a while

good afternoon from oliver

a picture of my right hand with silver spray paint all over my black nails

aaaaand they're covered in spray paint

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

I've seen some of his videos and they're not terrible, but he's definitely a left liberal. I think maybe he's trying to say that the word "leftist" is vague and amorphous? who knows lol

all my tattoos are violently antisocial 😎

please ignore the huge arthritis cyst on my pinkie knuckle, it is hideous

a picture of my hand with fingers spread. my nails are long and black, I'm wearing rings on my ring finger, middle finger, and thumb. there's a 1312 tattoo on my wrist

did my nails bitches

two boxes of chocolates and some roses on my coffee table

happy valentine's day loves ❤️

oh man those are gorgeous!

I need a bestie who likes plucking other people's ingrown pubes, but doesn't like make it weird

I cut it much too early and it is delicious 👍 8/10

look at her, she's beautiful

I drizzled a bunch of dulce de leche on it while it was hot in hopes that it'll turn out interestingly once it cools and dries

I'm gonna drizzle it on a carrot cake because I'm too lazy/don't have the right ingredients to make icing

an open can of eagle brand dulce de leche sauce

you guys ever heard of this "dulce de leche" stuff, and did you know it comes in cans you can just buy and then put it on whatever you want??

an unbaked carrot cake with pecans on top in a cute little pattern

about to throw a carrot/pecan cake in the oven 👍

The complete refusal from the Department of Justice and FBI to investigate the allegations in the Epstein Files and made by Epstein survivors is also proof of what victims everywhere go through every day when authority figures refuse to do anything about what happened to them

my bar is one of the cheapest in the area (small city in northern ontario), and our highballs/domestic beers cost $5.50. I haven't seen a $2 beer since I went bowling in michigan

a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies Alt: a man in a military uniform says are we the baddies

wait is the david mitchell in the files THAT david mitchell??