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@syntaxerr.bsky.social

Insulin junkie, reformed CISO now getting to talk about cool stuff. Formerly syntaxerr66 on that "other" platform :D. This is for fun only and anything I say does not represent my employer, though they're pretty damn cool.

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Latest posts by syntaxerr.bsky.social on Bluesky

We have these in my community and they're proven completely useless for actually stopping any crime, but I'm sure they're super useful for collecting data about everyone that lives here. Hopefully this will help rally the community to get rid of them.

14.05.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But the really important question is: are people who approve of this being made to feel uncomfortable saying so?

22.03.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2075    πŸ” 385    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 8
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Yesterday, I found this book in my daughter's room. Today, she picked a padlock. This is her first time picking locks. She's 9. I blame @deviantollam.bsky.social (who she now really wants to meet ❀️)

22.03.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Diamond Forbes: From Homelessness to Security Engineer by Phillip Wylie Show About The Guest:Diamond Forbes is a security engineer at Google with over eight years of experience in the field. He started his career in the Army National Guard as an IT specialist and network engineer. Diamond has worked in various roles, including help desk, system admin, and senior network engineer. He has a passion for learning and has self-taught himself many skills, including coding and cybersecurity. Diamond is known for his resilience and ability to overcome failures, which has led him to success in his career. Summary:Diamond Forbes shares his inspiring journey from being homeless and working at McDonald's to becoming a security engineer at Google. He talks about his early interest in hacking and how he joined the Army National Guard as an IT specialist. Diamond shares his experiences in different roles, including help desk, system admin, and network engineer. He emphasizes the importance of embracing failure and using it as a learning opportunity. Diamond also discusses the value of self-teaching and the impact of networking on his career. He shares his transition into security and the skills he developed, including coding and DevSecOps. Diamond encourages listeners to stay curious, put themselves out there, and be well-rounded in their skill set. Key Takeaways: Embrace failure and use it as a learning opportunity. Don't sell yourself short and showcase your skills and experience confidently. Be curious and continuously learn new things to stay relevant in the industry. Put yourself out there and develop strong networking skills. Develop a well-rounded skill set and be open to learning different things. Quotes: "I failed a lot, actually. But that was like my biggest teacher in personal life and in my career." -Diamond Forbes "Don't sell yourself short, especially if you're very ambitious." "Don't let imposter syndrome deter you from anything." -Diamond Forbes "Broaden your skill set, it's not just about your technical skills." -Diamond Forbes "Try to be as well-rounded as possible and you can do anything at that point." -Diamond Forbes Socials and Resources: https://www.linkedin.com/in/diamondforbes/

Diamond Forbes: From Homelessness to Security Engineer podcasters.spotify.c...

03.03.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@phillipwylie.bsky.social apparently Spotify thinks I should listen to you this morning 🀣❀️

20.02.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a colleague who is our SRE and wants to learn more infosec stuff. His expertise is in cloud and infrastructure engineering. He's looking for education and cert ideas that build on his current expertise. Does anyone have some suggestions (other than SANS lol)?

12.02.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We don't need a hacker to do it. We do it on our own! 🀣

10.02.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to wonder if they'll even whitelist their own code repos. Imagine losing a multi-million dollar 0-day because it's a "privilege escalation" or an RFI vuln because it says "inclusion" in the description. Aside from all the other obvious problems with their methodology....

10.02.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder for all my fellow neurospicy persons - Valentine's day is ONE WEEK from today! You still have time to contribute to the fake holiday and spend money on your partner!

07.02.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"A pact with the devil" David de Jong on oligarchs getting in bed with fascists.

"In February 1933, Germany’s wealthiest industrialists, financiers, and CEOs were very explicitly promised by Hitler and GΓΆring that these would be the last elections held for the next 10-100 years. They had no qualms getting out their checkbooks and signing over German democracy."

24.01.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5283    πŸ” 1716    πŸ’¬ 166    πŸ“Œ 101

Some key bits of the article. He’s literally demanding an EU country, and NATO ally just cede land to him.

24.01.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1347    πŸ” 583    πŸ’¬ 125    πŸ“Œ 156
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We really need age limits on the presidency. This isn't normal.

21.01.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so much fun! My parents still have some of the things I made when I was a kid. Watch out for red glass. It's brittle as hell.

21.01.2025 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guess there's no point in hiding it anymore.

21.01.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've got my led strips hooked up to the stereo in my office to make it reactive with music for some cool lighting. The streaming box lost its configuration last night. I walked into my office to see this. I'm a little creeped out. If it starts telling me it can't let me do things, I'm unplugging it.

17.01.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A group of men sit in front of a chart that incorrectly spells "military" as "miltary."

A group of men sit in front of a chart that incorrectly spells "military" as "miltary."

GOP members complaining about reduction of military standards while using a chart that misspells the word military!

14.01.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 26866    πŸ” 7660    πŸ’¬ 1833    πŸ“Œ 1715

It's not like they care anyway. As long as they get their fascism installed, they're fine with whatever happens, and anyone who says otherwise is a "woke libtard"

14.01.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The largest wildfire in Texas history just happened eleven months ago and destroyed thirty times more area than the one in Los Angeles

13.01.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7437    πŸ” 2051    πŸ’¬ 332    πŸ“Œ 137
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I am very excited about this upcoming episode of The Phillip Wylie Show! It features Veracode cofounder and OG hacker Chris Wysopal, aka @weld.bsky.social. This episode drops on 01/20/2025.

phillipwylieshow.com/

13.01.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing to worry about here, just a political purge of our national security apparatus that will replace long-serving experts with dimwitted bootlickers.

I'm sure our safety and security won't be impacted at all.

13.01.2025 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4457    πŸ” 1392    πŸ’¬ 176    πŸ“Œ 61

There is literally a list of 60,000 votes he wants to throw out after the fact.

13.01.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 365    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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In Monaco for #TFCSIRT & FIRST Europe?

Catch @bromiley.io's advanced threat hunting workshop tomorrow - real-world attack scenarios, open-source tools, and hands-on practice for hybrid cloud security.

See you there!

www.first.org/events/sympo...

13.01.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what his search history looks like...

13.01.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shit, in Texas, you have to use a VPN to watch porn. Everything is either blocked or requires you to upload your identification. I can't wait until one of those sites gets hacked and we see all the right-wing nut jobs' porn searches and histories.

13.01.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, in that case, LOAD IT UP! You know the gov loves paperwork. LOL

13.01.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The prob is, most HR and hiring managers won't look past the first two pages. When I was hiring, anything above three pages was an auto no, only because I couldn't rely on them to be concise or figure out what their specialties were. Your resume should be edited to reflect the job you're seeking.

10.01.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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More Republican legislators arrested for bathroom miscond... More Republican lawmakers face bathroom misconduct arrest...

Transgender people are often the most at risk in bathrooms, and are at much higher risk of sexual assault and violence in bathrooms that do not match their gender identity. There have been more elected Republicans convicted of bathroom assaults' than trans people.

www.complex.com/life/a/amand...

10.01.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 857    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4
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Ahh Texas. This is probably the only part of working downtown I miss. My first job in Texas gave me a perfect view of the Mixmaster in Dallas, and it was entertaining watching people with 4wd vehicles try to get up ramps covered in ice.

10.01.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't forget the rise of AI. Hell, even the UK brilliantly named some of their military satellites skynet.

09.01.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dallas fam! Come hang with industry vets Ken Westin and @bromiley.io for a FREE hands-on workshop. We're diving into Okta detection & IR automation - perfect for MSSPs and IR teams. Plus, drinks after! Limited spots, don't miss out!

lu.ma/st0hr2mx

#cybersecurity #mssp #infosec

08.01.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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