✨Dumpster Raccoon✨

do u think our cats like each other or something

17.05.2025 19:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Feels like I'm leaving money on the table by not doing a scam or swindle of some kind. Would you guys buy a car for $100,000 if I pretended it can drive itself. What about a fake currency

12.03.2025 22:40 — 👍 7975    🔁 838    💬 118    📌 65

[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service.

05.01.2025 18:19 — 👍 3837    🔁 939    💬 64    📌 44

smelly popsicle boys 💖

25.02.2025 22:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gray tabby cat looking at the camera in front of a partially open window

babyman enjoying the fresh air 🥹

25.02.2025 00:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this one too, although with a little reluctance

19.02.2025 01:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i stg i would take a bullet for this creature 🫡

19.02.2025 01:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

18.02.2025 23:06 — 👍 67634    🔁 17509    💬 1867    📌 748

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

17.02.2025 23:28 — 👍 57816    🔁 7473    💬 582    📌 197

There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

15.02.2025 20:25 — 👍 20348    🔁 2510    💬 247    📌 64

homemade strawberry pie 🥰

16.02.2025 07:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

a special vday treat for the gremlins

16.02.2025 07:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a gray tabby cat exiting a pet house with face close to camera

personal space is overrated

28.01.2025 21:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Two gray tabby cats each sitting on top of a folding closet door and looking at the camera

the sinister gargoyles in my home

26.01.2025 19:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pink heart with inset text, smaller hearts, sparkles and a flower on a pink background. Text reads: “hiding in the bathroom” in script

i humbly present my beautiful creation for all my hot and sexy bitches with social anxiety 💖😘

(inspired by ✨blingees✨ may they rest in peace)

22.01.2025 22:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Two gray tabby cats in a cat bed together

my cats are the cutest beings in the world. in this essay i will…

17.01.2025 06:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0