Tay Tay

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪

Whenever someone says they’re afraid of downtown in American cities, I’m always like, brother, that’s where the Fogos de Chão are.

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 1h Going to become "the bad boy of Jeopardy" and by that I mean "I'm going to use my phone to look up the answers" until "Ken Jennings beats my ass" 9 • 176 Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social You mean look up the questions.

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

Several of you have sent us posts about a soccer announcement that took place earlier today. We want to make it clear—because there can be obvious confusion—that this is in no way, shape, or form related to us.  We're committed to being San Francisco's only community-owned soccer team—and the country's oldest. We serve you: the working class, the families, the high school kids creating their own traditions within the club. We're currently focused on making this our biggest season yet, and on deepening our commitment to the community through collaboration and partnership.  We can't wait to see you all at our home opener this Wednesday as we celebrate 100 years of Kezar Stadium.

 Roll Fog!

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TANK vs TESLA

"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"

- ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

Still contend that "more than half of americans read at less than a sixth grade level" is a critical core problem and not just some weird statistic

lmao. turns out that was load-bearing DEI

my offer to america: we bring woke back

What we need is for everyone to talk like this the moment one of these losers starts their stupid culture war bullshit.

They have one of the best green salsas in the city and maybe anywhere. One of the top burritos in the city and their further south location on Mission goes back and forth as my favorite along with Guadalajara across the street. (SF Native)

Made the trek up there last April, big burrito was good!

Long live the Mission District staple!

(shoutout @vctrnprnstr.bsky.social)

tweet from @bigsnugga: i was raised on silk shirt rnb so all that incel shit never hit for me, i believe in beggin for the pussy. outside in the rain, crying, throwing up, just for a sniff. thats your role as a man

“Boyz II Stronger Men: Achieving a Better Masculinity Through Slow Jams” (Simon and Schuster, 2026)

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Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

Please Like Me It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...

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Once a friend who worked for Obama tweeted a thank you to a bike mechanic who helped him.

Republicans immediately had a meltdown and the spokesperson for the House Republican Leader demanded full disclosure of their business ties and called for an investigation.

I am not making this up.

A massive story in Canada is that damn near the entire country is turning on national God Wayne Gretzky because he refuses to stand up for Canadian sovereignty due to his desire to keep getting invites to Mar A Lago. An entire country choosing dignity over star-f*cking. We could take a lesson.

Meme in real life

Federal workers at a Virginia town hall last night—this says it all!

“I know their goal is to make us miserable.” — so they don’t show up to work.

And Dems, take note: People aren’t here for your ill-timed, tone-deaf donation requests. It’s going to backfire. They want to see you fight for them!

Meme showing screenshots from Star Wars where Padme says “so this is how liberty dies” and instead of saying “with thunderous applause” it says “with a coup by a fake government agency named after a meme run by the most divorced man alive and his troop of incel twinks”

I've been lucky enough to first see a large sampling of their collection in SF at the DeYoung when it was on a traveling tour during a remodel and to be able to see it in person at the musee. The building alone is absolutely beautiful! The original terminus of the Orleans railway

Iron & Gold, now and forever—our new traditional kit, selected by our supporters.

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it’s me, the america first guy, making sure china knows its place in the world by ceding all the international organizations that america set up to maintain its hegemony

i think it’s cool that the government is run by people who would embarrass jefferson davis

Have they started rounding up everyone who wears glasses yet?

I gave away like half of my constitutional rights when I signed up for Disney+ to watch The Mandalorian, so yeah I think I would sign up for this