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32 | They/He | πŸ”ž | πŸ‰ Certified boything I like things and I draw sometimes

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Age verification? I used to need to get off the computer so my parents could make a phone call.

10.02.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

09.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 16936    πŸ” 3766    πŸ’¬ 134    πŸ“Œ 162

That was Blue Ivy, not BeyoncΓ©

09.02.2026 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.

A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

07.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9134    πŸ” 2821    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 91

They're pushing Newsom super hard hoping you forget there is still plenty of time to find a good candidate that doesn't throw trans rights into the garbage, because fuck voting for that piece of shit. THERE'S EASILY TIME. We can do better. You don't get to throw people's human rights & dignity away.

03.02.2026 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1990    πŸ” 585    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 7
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i will never understand getting mad about something you can easily ignore if you want

29.01.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3628    πŸ” 261    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 36

Going to rewatch episode 1 of AKOTSK for...reasons

27.01.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
26.01.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5089    πŸ” 1833    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 20
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Lyonel Baratheon

27.01.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Big things happening on bsky, these baby youtube thumbnails are so fucking funny

27.01.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I LOVE the glasses. How's your visibility going to be?

27.01.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit it's looking awesome

27.01.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As we grieve for Alex Pretti and Renee Good in MN, please do not forget Victor Manuel Diaz, who died in ICE custody after being taken from here. And all others who have died in their custody.

25.01.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6425    πŸ” 2591    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 12

🧡ICE's tactics for arresting and holding observers and protestors is ever-shifting, and I'm hearing lots of different stories. Right now, my perspective is that these are your best practices:

22.01.2026 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1763    πŸ” 960    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 76
comic:

when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns.

if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind.

if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind.

I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.

comic: when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns. if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind. if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind. I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.

Lil' comic about hope and longing πŸ’—

21.01.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 17431    πŸ” 4660    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 8
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ICE detains five-year-old Minnesota boy as he came home, say school officials Superintendent says Liam Ramos and his father were taken into custody while in their driveway and sent to Texas

ICE detained a 5-year-old Minnesota boy coming home from school + took him and his dad to Texas, school officials say. The family has an active asylum case + entered the US at a port of entry.

"They’re taking children. They're not violent criminals. They're little kids," the superintendent told me.

22.01.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1413    πŸ” 685    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 90
smiling portrait of Liam, age 5, in a school picture

smiling portrait of Liam, age 5, in a school picture

witness photo, courtesy of the school district, showing Liam outside his front door with a masked agent by his side.

witness photo, courtesy of the school district, showing Liam outside his front door with a masked agent by his side.

Liam is one of four Columbia Heights, MN school district students who have been taken by ICE in the last two weeks, the school district said. Liam's teacher: β€œHe is so kind and loving, and his classmates miss him. He ... just brightens the room. All I want is for him to be back here and safe.”

22.01.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1404    πŸ” 551    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 61
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If you have read even a single history of fascism, you are already aware that one thing that its rise has in common in every case is an opposition party that refuses to intervene for fear of looking weak or putting the left into power

21.01.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8467    πŸ” 2762    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 63

Anyone who

1) likes Gavin Newsom
2) said it was β€œtoo early to worry” about who’s running
3) believes, like Gavin suggests, that the Democrats lost the election for being β€œtoo woke”

Is: wrong

07.01.2026 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4098    πŸ” 532    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 0

The Americans are useless, if they don't get out on the streets by the millions, you're no different than the Germans during the Holocaust. A bunch of self absorbed consumer driven tweebs.

20.01.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 330    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 13
This line graph illustrates the percentage change in agency staff levels from the previous year for nine major U.S. federal scientific and health organizations between the fiscal years 2016 and 2025. The agencies tracked include the CDC, Department of Energy, EPA, FDA, NASA, NIH, NIST, NOAA, and NSF. For the majority of the timeline between 2016 and 2023, the agencies show relatively stable fluctuations, generally staying within a range of +5% to -5% change per year. However, there is a dramatic and uniform plummet starting in the 2024–25 period. Every agency depicted shows a sharp downward trajectory, with staffing losses ranging from approximately -15% to over -25%. The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) shows the most significant decline, dropping to roughly -26%, while the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) shows the least severe but still substantial drop at approximately -15%.

This line graph illustrates the percentage change in agency staff levels from the previous year for nine major U.S. federal scientific and health organizations between the fiscal years 2016 and 2025. The agencies tracked include the CDC, Department of Energy, EPA, FDA, NASA, NIH, NIST, NOAA, and NSF. For the majority of the timeline between 2016 and 2023, the agencies show relatively stable fluctuations, generally staying within a range of +5% to -5% change per year. However, there is a dramatic and uniform plummet starting in the 2024–25 period. Every agency depicted shows a sharp downward trajectory, with staffing losses ranging from approximately -15% to over -25%. The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) shows the most significant decline, dropping to roughly -26%, while the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) shows the least severe but still substantial drop at approximately -15%.

This is the most astonishing graph of what the Trump regime has done to US science. They have destroyed the federal science workforce across the board. The negative impacts on Americans will be felt for generations, and the US might never be the same again.

www.nature.com/immersive/d4...

20.01.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 14463    πŸ” 8339    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 768

I am thinking about the clown ass commentary of people who believe/believed we could make this regime or the culture of the right less violent or deadly by modeling respectability. I need those people to shut their mouths and hide their faces.

21.01.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 382    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Literally everyone who even vaguely knew what a tariff was said this when they were introduced! You don’t need a team of economists to analyze the situation β€” no one who lives in reality was confused by this!

20.01.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3806    πŸ” 872    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 16

Thinking about when I shared some bland wrestling thought and this guy said "that *is* the consensus opinion" like sorry my half-assed comment wasn't a sufficiently hot enough take for you bro get out of my house

20.01.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gavin Newsom's interview with Ben Shapiro is worse than I even thought it would be. Not even with regard to his opinions, but to his utter fecklessness. What's even the point of some bridge building podcast, if you're just gonna say "I see your point" to everything. he just can't be prez I'm sorry

19.01.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1577    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 4
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Maki
#Maki

20.01.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1809    πŸ” 421    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

I want to post more but it's hard with the state of things. I see others navigate posting about interests and world events alike, but I find it difficult. It's all waiting for the shoe to drop. Will it be civil war or hoping for the best? I still have to job hunt and grocery shop and play pretend.

14.01.2026 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Revolution? But I love my treats. Let's do next Tuesday.

14.01.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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to muito triste mesmo identifiquei mΓ©dio meio muito com essa foto

05.01.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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