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I should be able to smoke 25 cigarettes every day with no repercussions

Imo q tips are used for exactly what they are intended for, they just arent allowed to say it

Oh did they just say that or is it true or false?

No really, have you guys gone retarded?

no offense, but is the head of cbs retarded?

What the fuck are you talking about?

human biology was literally never “intended” for any purpose

what is this even supposed to mean?

Joe biden passed one moderately progressive bill during a time of extraordinary crisis and the proceeded to fail to marshal his party to do anything else. His bill resulted in single percentage gains for some people. Pursuing full employment is the policy of every president except trump 2

i really truly do not understand how anyone can believe this

I think its ok to be upset by rising prices even if they dont leave you destitute

I believe in a thing called love! Just listen to the rhythm of my heart! 🎶

The Architect from The Matrix: Reloaded

"But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have gone woke, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."

Or the DUTCH

woah yeah he definitely looks younger. did he get a face lift??

lol really? He was already skinny!

The acting director of ICE told Congress, under oath, that local law enforcement in Colorado leaked raid plans, allowing gang members to escape.

After 9NEWS questioned ICE's claim and its timeline, ICE deleted the claim from its social media platforms.

J.D. Salinger in writing Catcher in the Rye, showed that you don't want to be caught being a phony when totally normal well-adjusted teenagers are around.

Bram Stoker in writing Dracula, showed that you don't want to acquire new facilities in a city when a world-renowned vampire hunter is on the case...ICE BEWARE

Exactly. They are only an opposing force, but a powerful one which has yet to deploy a meaningful fraction its might against us.

If your company signs a huge contract to get copilot for all the employees, I think you should be able to sue Microsoft for fraud in a couple of years.

thank GOD

Ok if britain is so great then what is the point of america? Just go to britain, asshole

If you are referring to pericles abbasi, i can see how that went down and he did fire him right away

Oof. The tribune endorsement makes me second guess liking him lol

He can’t even find a non-hyphenated way to express his monoculture theory lol

I understand the mole is a culturally important food in Mexico, but it feels unfair to hunt a blind animal

This is how we know that Huitzilopochtli thirsts for blood and we must provide it to ensure the return of the sun

“We shot you with guns because of the unbreakable link between our peoples”

I’m sorry, but the idea that a bunch of literal revolutionaries fighting a war to break away from Europe and making their own crossed out versions of the Bible were committed to a cultural and religious link to europe is too funny