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Jazmine Harbage

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Distracted by shiny objects

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Zohran Mamdani has won the primary and the general election. Now the true contest begins.

by Andrew Cuomo

05.11.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1354    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 7

all the staffers at teen vogue who just got laid off I hope yall feel how appreciated your work has been by so many.

03.11.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3029    πŸ” 498    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 8

My eye twitches every time I think about people saying they voted for Trump because of the price of eggs.

YOU DUMB BARN-OWL EYED BITCHES HAVE DOOMED US ALL.

02.11.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 713    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 2

public officials shouldn't lie

30.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1384    πŸ” 279    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 10

if you are making that argument, you need to go to hell.

30.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"If we destroy the consumer base by firing everyone we will be even more profitable" seems to be consensus among CEOs who I was told were very smart people.

29.10.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One week of @wsj.com heds.

29.10.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1190    πŸ” 390    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 44

This is wild shit.

30.10.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This bag of flour is just fanning the flames. I don’t even believe him.

30.10.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hold the line, Dems.

30.10.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3626    πŸ” 1126    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 40

and It ain’t good!

30.10.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can barely take the sound of these screams. What are we doing?

30.10.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What DOES he know? Anything?

28.10.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This baseball game is ruining my life now but I refuse to look away

28.10.2025 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2878    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 22

Every time someone say something I hear something else. Go take a nap.

28.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Jake Tapper done with his outline for this one?

27.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 84th day out of the last 96.

12 days of work in over 3 months.

With full pay and benefits.

The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown.

It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

27.10.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 24851    πŸ” 9509    πŸ’¬ 1035    πŸ“Œ 514
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I haven’t seen anyone talk about how Jane Doe - an Epstein survivor - just sued the Bank of New York Mellon for funding Epstein and failing to file a Suspicious Activity Report. A Mellon heir is the one who gave $130M to pay the troops. Seems bribey to me.

25.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 28676    πŸ” 12041    πŸ’¬ 1141    πŸ“Œ 766

The way they would arrest these people if it were outside.

23.10.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cuomo can say KoΕ›ciuszko but not Mamdani?

23.10.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4312    πŸ” 611    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 31

Seems like those should be in place prior to demolition.

22.10.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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22.10.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mike Johnson has not heard anything about the entire East Wing being demolished and cannot speak to that.

22.10.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 13781    πŸ” 2409    πŸ’¬ 779    πŸ“Œ 177

it's weird when both left and right can't seem to agree that nazis are bad and nazi symbolism is bad and hanging out with nazis is bad and revenue sharing with nazis is bad and

22.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 798    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 7

We.

20.10.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tthere’s enough room in this headline to say what else was in this video.

19.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh it’s not appropriate for your program to air the president wearing a crown and shitting on American citizens?

You’ll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the β€œcrown video” and ignore the shitting part? Because that’s appropriate?

Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?

19.10.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 19511    πŸ” 4603    πŸ’¬ 619    πŸ“Œ 180

Political parties must shift immediately and dramatically to the left to avoid alienating these frustrated and abandoned young women. Am I doing this right?

18.10.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5978    πŸ” 1480    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 0

The president of the United States.

19.10.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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WOW! Protesters created a HUGE human sign on San Francisco’s Ocean Beach reading β€œNo Kings YES on 50” to support California’s Prop 50 and stand up against Donald Trump’s fascist regime

18.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6026    πŸ” 1648    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 106

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