kungsluk kungsluk

definitely both

jesus fucking christ

late-surviving mittani superstrate truthers

oh no! looks like you marched your army into an area that's too sparsely-populated for it to meet its food and fodder needs through foraging!

a) turn back
b) press on (4 παρασάγγες)

i would fuck the absolute shit out of a game that is what total war is for tactics or EU4 is for strategy, but for logistics

i took this photo from my adorable little gargoyle perch in the corner 😛

NEW PLACE NEW PLACE NEW PLACE NEW PLACE

"the man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one"

WHY COULDN'T THEY HAVE WAITED LIKE 3 YEARS

just got an email about a postdoc position for a historical linguist with engagement w/ archaeology and generics that just opened up in sweden

i'm absolutely convinced the tiktok tunnel lady is some kind of alien

"It is with a heavy heart I announce the sale of my long term ape, Salazar" is a pretty good first line for a novel.

this one is maybe a little too real

when is the first episode of Age Gap Love Story dropping mr. sagal

oh NO

great tohkohsrah, your trusted high priest is plotting against you. you should confiscate one of his facl as punishment. i ask no reward for this service but your love

ALTERNATIVELY: a crusader kings type character-based intrigue game set in a micronesian palace kingdom like nan madol or leluh

VOTINNNNNNGGGGGF YESSSSSS

i'm gonna buy back into the market when nvidia hits 50

it's every cop's worst nightmare, detective: a dojo massacre case. you know, I know, every fucker out there with a shuriken knows it was the red dragon clan, but ain't one of them'll testify. maybe the trail's meant to go cold. hell, way i see it, maybe those red dragons did us a favor. fewer ninjas

im throwing my phone and computer into the sea

buddy that's a fiveskin

everything reminds me of him

it's too early to say, andrew

i would struggle to think of a group that fits that bill worse than contemporary young "conservatives." they're more like hyenas than men

this is no longer the case!

they've made a decent start already. literally every US government social media account is clearly run by one of them

🎵 LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN 🎶