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My translation of a viral Japanese meme summarizing decades of U.S. complaints about Japan not buying enough American cars (while not making the kind of cars Japanese consumers actually want):

I fixed this over the weekend, thank god

I feel like I’m depriving my son of something by not doing an Easter basket or anything for his first Easter, but on the other hand I am taking him to Paris on Easter so who’s to say

This series is my least favorite Schwab by FAR

The federal government actually owes US money this year and I’m just hoping there’s enough staff left at the IRS for it to actually arrive

Now that I have people scheduling meetings on this timeline I am confronted constantly with how annoying it is that “biweekly” has two meanings

If OSU has any integrity at all their lawyers will be filing a lawsuit tomorrow over that provision specifically because what the fuck

Their autocorrects also spell my son’s name wrong so next time they come over I’m going to have to fix that cause it makes me crazy

Both of my parents use voice-to-text as if they’re leaving you a voicemail and it’s very funny to have all their messages end in “love you bye”

My official review of The Pitt is that while it’s understandable for the doctors not to have them, there are not enough yinzer accents amongst the older patients/families

What’s even worse is that Hegseth leaked that Kim and Hugo got PINNED.

This is my goal for my kid (7 months) tbh, I’m super online but I don’t think it’s doing me any good and so I don’t want him to get into it if I can avoid it

Bluesky can't simply be the platform of Resistance 2.0. It will collapse if that's all it is

I can tell I’m still dehydrated because Gatorade hasn’t gone back to tasting horrible to me yet

100% agree

We really need to get “In Boz We Trust” t-shirts for the entire coaching staff

I’m starting to suspect the Steelers are planning to run a QB-less offense this year

anyway it seems obviously true to me both that women are not responsible for young men going far-Right and also that we as a broadly conceived Left need to do more to win more people over. that is the easy and boring true thing and fighting about it is a stupid waste of time xoxo gossip girl

Welp, guess it’ll be terrible there in about 18 months

I would love to meet whoever picks music for the JW Marriott executive lounges because they played TWO Carly Rae Jepsen songs today including a deep cut Dedicated B-Side

Slide Describing Details: Do I have to complete the challenge to participate in the Readathon? No! The challenge is simply an additional way to participate, be intentional in your reading, and find new trans books. Do I need to finish the challenge by the end of the readathon? Also no! The challenge will be open for the rest of the year, whether your goal is to complete the 5 main prompts or aim for the full 30.

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Okay but for real everyone needs to stop buying shit from Amazon. I’m so deadly serious.

This is what we want.

Baby J slept 7 hours in a row last night for quite literally the first time in his entire life and I feel like a new woman

This will probably not be replicated for a while but I have hope now!

My team at work is flying *into Minneapolis* today! I am not going blessedly but this is hell

Oh no, it’s worse: this guy IS the editor

Many apologies to my husband who had to listen to me scream about this for like 2 minutes nonstop

Every historians association needs to speak up. This is what your refusal to engage with politics because we are only about the science or whatever has contributed to.

Being a first time parent is bananas because you don’t feel like you know anything about Parenting but you are the world’s leading expert on your child specifically