Sia Saurus

Sollte ich meinem Kollegen sagen, dass man auf Insta sieht, was er liked? Aber andererseits mag ich auch Ladys in Lederleggings die mir sagen "you're doing soooo good"

It fucking sucks being home alone with a double whammy if sickness... But I'm drinking water and eating rice crackers in hopes it'll be better soon.

So yeah, stomach flu and UTI, fucking sucks

Habe die Blasenentzündung gut im Griff, aber dass ich gefühlt alle 10 Minuten aufs Klo renne... Es nervt

Ein Graureiher fliegt im Sonnenuntergang über die Elbe, der Himmel ist orange und spiegelt sich im Wasser, man sieht nur die Silhouette seiner ausgebreiteten Flügel.

Ein Graureiher fliegt im Sonnenuntergang über die Elbe, der Himmel ist orange und spiegelt sich im Wasser, man sieht nur die Silhouette von der Seite, mit seiner typischen Schnabelform und ausgebreitetem Flügel.

Spaziergang an der Elbe gestern mit Sonnenuntergang und Graureiher. Kinda magical!

Fuck yeah

Right? I can't believe I made that find and everything fell into place to get it here

The guy gave me a discount if I bought the corner shelf as well. How could I say No? So yeah. I got them in and I regret nothing

Step two

Step one

It would work perfectly as my altar... It's in great shape and the vibes... Ugh!

Because that's a lot of money...

No on getting it or no on talking me out of it

Someone talk me out of dropping 200€ on this beauty

It was so much fun I called a friend and did their sofa too

I rented a wet vacuum cleaner for my sofa tomorrow (I sat on a bottle of body lotion without noticing and really rubben it in there) and I'm kinda excited for it!

"Tell your love to get you XZY for valentine's!"

HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME A VALENTINE AND THEN WE TALK BIG CORPO?!

Roadtrip to Bamberg it is

Where did you get that shirt?

While the bathroom floor is still a bit slippery after mopping a couple times the bathroom smells amazing. And while I curse past Sia a bit she did the right thing

I booked myself an hour in a private spa suite next week. It's gonna be me in the hot tub, an audio book and a bottle of bubblies. I can't wait!

Girl. You are SERVING!

My vacation starts Saturday. Guess who's getting sick. I hate it. It means I have to power through 2 more days and then start off the time I so desperately need to relax getting back to a normal state? I'm trying everything in my power to avoid that fucking cold

Woke up to go to the bathroom, I managed to knock over a bottle of Weichspüler that spilled on the floor.. like 300ml. This is a problem for tomorrow Sia...

While I am dealing with mourning a relationship relatively well... Mourning the first time I ever felt something like "family" is still something I can't even put into words. I'm just glad that I am still able to be my nieces and nephews aunt, even if I'm not blood. I miss them so much

It's a couple in their late 30s and there is so much banter and I love them so much. We have the same humour and banter needs. L+S, you are the best

Ich habe eine Lieblings Stammgästin. Ich gebe es zu. Weil nur da kommt es zu Dialogen wie

"Ich brauch es heute einfach"
"Und vorher noch einen Drink? Oder drei?"
"Ja und ja. Und deshalb seid ihr meine Lieblingsbar" kommen

The little voice inside that tells me to send the spicy reel to all of them together and not separately

Sad fun fact? I know someone who is in the Sylt video.... Yes I grossly overcharged him the last time he came back to my bar

I am so happy that L'amour toujours is now associated with the nihilistic penguin and not Sylt so much anymore...

Also, someone talk me out of getting a "but why?" Tattoo??

Went to the hair dresser to get my breakage sorted and my self cut bangs fixed and she made me look like a princess 😍 the swoosh?!