Sia Saurus

Mercury really be in retrograde

Currently not speaking to my dad because I knew he'd be a racist pos about the company I keep. It's hard, especially right before Christmas

Ich habe noch irgendwo ne gecrackte CS4 rumliegen... Muss mal gucken wie das mit Mac ist

Stahl-Tür, die beim abschließen aus dem Scharnier fällt, inklusive Platzwunde (nicht bei mir) und eine tränenreiche Taxifahrt später, bin ich um halb vier jetzt auch endlich daheim

Fuck yeah!

Me and my team looking like we're about to drop the hottest NuMetal album

It's such an insanely good feeling, when you hear praise about a friend from strangers. Beyond proud of this lil bean.

(Guests just told me about the amazing service they received at a restaurant, not knowing that it was my bestie who served them. And he is really good at his job!)

The fact that it's been 12 years... And countless people telling me the opposite... My abusive ex telling me "you are something hard to love" still haunts me.

He said "etwas" und nicht "jemand" and that says more about him than about me.

I am loved. I feel loved. And i god damn deserve it!

If you can't go to a Halloween party because you gotta work, you bring the party.

Guests all loved it. Yes I made inappropriate horny jokes

Auch die Beratungen vor Ort waren immer so fucking sweet ohne aufdringlich zu sein? "Ich trage eigentlich nur schwarz, viel Kleider und habe ein Faible für Capes und Überwürfe, da darf es auch Farbe sein" and she got me. I tried on some but didn't buy much, she still hyped me up.

You can bet your sweet ass I got this

Ulla Popken. Ich dachte immer, das sei so ein Boomer-Alte-Leute Ding. Aber. Die haben wirklich schöne Sachen, auch für Menschen meines Alters, vor allem im Bereich Unterwäsche. Bezahlbare BHs in großen Größen, Schnitte, die nicht nur wallend irgendwie verhüllen.

A sturdy 6

Took myself on a cute date today. Crystal store. Reading my book at a friend's bar. Random ass gross man bought me a drink. Lied about a husband. Living my best life.

Holy shit, some people need to fucking touch grass. Dan and Phil coming out is cute for you I guess? but losing your marbles like this... Your in your mid 30s, get a grip

A former coworker turned friend and I are currently testing the waters with how deep we were into Tumblr back in the days... Well we shouted "Jefferson Miku Binder" into each others face...

We're still here, just now pretending to be professional

Being in your hoe phase is exhausting. Baby, the sun is up, I have to be at work in six hours, we should sleep!

War ehrlich gesagt zu faul, um allen möglichen Bums einzureichen

Finanzamt will 3€ zurück von mir. Das Papier und die Bearbeitung war wahrscheinlich teurer als das. Ich lass mich jetzt mal abmahnen, das sind 1%, ist es mir wert. Belustigung im Erwachsenenalter

Me and bro sending each other our ungodly midnight meals

Weise Worte eines Stammis heute:

KI arbeitet mit Wahrscheinlichkeit. Und Wahrscheinlichkeit ist niemals Wahrhaftigkeit.

Completely forgot I booked a twerking workshop for November and I'm fucking excited!

Fuck yeah I missed kissing cute boys

I really like today's stack. Found this gorgeous tourmaline pendant at the fall market yesterday

It feels like life is slipping through my fingers right now...

The foil on my window did it's thing and I grabbed it!

Rainbow Tiddies

Being single can suck... But sometimes you find yourself rearranging your sin bins because a fuck buddy is coming around the next day so it isn't half bad.

(I was so worried that I wasn't attractive anymore in my mid 30s... Turns out there is a demand for big tiddie goth mommies out there. Nice)

I wanna print this and show it to Sia 3 years ago. Who was so scared that no one at Jägermeister will take her seriously. Now they have me represent them