@iwasacactus.bsky.social
18+ only I reserve the right to be NSFW if I want Nerdy PNW homo. This will likely be lots of dumb musings on whatever I’m currently obsessed with, which will probably be mostly video games.
What we having? Chocolate indica? Sativa gummy? Hash rosin kimchee?
10.10.2025 21:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mega Stones, sounds like.
10.10.2025 04:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if I surgically put back my foreskin will it like factory reset me
10.10.2025 00:38 — 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0When parakeets cosplay
09.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 967 🔁 382 💬 15 📌 30Tumblr hanavesinauttija: "I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there" hanavesinauttija "now I'm it/she"
26.12.2024 10:27 — 👍 214 🔁 42 💬 1 📌 1Screenshot of Alan Wake II showing Saga Anderson standing in front of a booth in a diner.
Alan Wake is inspired by, among other things, Twin Peaks. Twin Peaks used a diner I once visited as a location for the show. That means that I can virtually revisit the same booth I once ate at in Alan Wake.
Video games!
LUKE: What do you think it would be like, R2? To drill Master Yoda in his green old ass?
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can
Man, vaccines are great.
06.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Some probably couldn’t ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
05.10.2025 01:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s part of the point! It’s a game about praxis more than completion.
04.10.2025 01:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I started it this week as well and keep zoning out while exploring. So damn pretty.
03.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is LGBTQ+ History Month, and I urge my followers who are LGBTQ+ (or just curious) to dive into one thing--a movie, novel, TV show--from your childhood or before. Look at an older gay work as something other than a relic or an error. You'll be rewarded. Your world, your SELF, will get bigger. >
02.10.2025 19:01 — 👍 515 🔁 125 💬 17 📌 24Did they keep Mr. Gay in Mario Galaxy?
03.10.2025 00:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Welcome to the year 2051. We discovered alchemy and used it to turn fascism into ice cream.
01.10.2025 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They’re reunited in heaven. ❤️
01.10.2025 19:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Iconic.
youtu.be/5FurNgBCWIM?...
I am once again thanking the chastity kinksters for absolutely ruining Catholic and Mormon homophobes' messaging online.
01.10.2025 16:44 — 👍 38 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0This is the way.
29.09.2025 01:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Phantasm? Don’t know if they specify where in Oregon those films take place.
28.09.2025 23:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My ex, an LA Latino, nearly clocked me when I told him this 😭
28.09.2025 03:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Too relatable.
28.09.2025 02:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What kind of games?
28.09.2025 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0~
02.08.2025 05:13 — 👍 83 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 0Portland has one of the warmest and most caring communities I’ve encountered in the United States. 💚
28.09.2025 00:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0genderfluid-druid on tumblr writes: "hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus" and follows up with: ""i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them."
14.07.2025 14:06 — 👍 482 🔁 120 💬 3 📌 4Condolences about the cake.
27.09.2025 05:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gotta keep reminding myself that the physical version of Hades II is just 2 months away 😮💨
25.09.2025 23:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are somehow too many games and yet not enough.
24.09.2025 22:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Photo showing PlayStation 5 copies of Alan Wake II, Death Stranding, and Ghost of Tsushima lined up in a row.
Need a new “project” to distract my brain, so I might delve into the old backlog. Maybe Alan Wake II to hype me up for spooky season?
24.09.2025 22:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0