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18+ only I reserve the right to be NSFW if I want Nerdy PNW homo. This will likely be lots of dumb musings on whatever I’m currently obsessed with, which will probably be mostly video games.

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Post image 09.10.2025 09:45 — 👍 4064    🔁 1820    💬 38    📌 62

What we having? Chocolate indica? Sativa gummy? Hash rosin kimchee?

10.10.2025 21:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mega Stones, sounds like.

10.10.2025 04:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if I surgically put back my foreskin will it like factory reset me

10.10.2025 00:38 — 👍 36    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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When parakeets cosplay

09.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 967    🔁 382    💬 15    📌 30
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hanavesinauttija:
"I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there"

hanavesinauttija

"now I'm it/she"

Tumblr hanavesinauttija: "I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there" hanavesinauttija "now I'm it/she"

26.12.2024 10:27 — 👍 214    🔁 42    💬 1    📌 1
Screenshot of Alan Wake II showing Saga Anderson standing in front of a booth in a diner.

Screenshot of Alan Wake II showing Saga Anderson standing in front of a booth in a diner.

Alan Wake is inspired by, among other things, Twin Peaks. Twin Peaks used a diner I once visited as a location for the show. That means that I can virtually revisit the same booth I once ate at in Alan Wake.

Video games!

06.10.2025 23:17 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

LUKE: What do you think it would be like, R2? To drill Master Yoda in his green old ass?
R2-D2: 🎵🎶🎵🎵
LUKE: You're right. And doing that crazy puppet face. Making his Miss Piggy sounds.
R2-D2: 🎶🎵—
(knocking on wall)
YODA: hear you both through wall I can

04.08.2025 02:46 — 👍 241    🔁 43    💬 4    📌 0

Man, vaccines are great.

06.10.2025 19:20 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Some probably couldn’t ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

05.10.2025 01:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s part of the point! It’s a game about praxis more than completion.

04.10.2025 01:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I started it this week as well and keep zoning out while exploring. So damn pretty.

03.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is LGBTQ+ History Month, and I urge my followers who are LGBTQ+ (or just curious) to dive into one thing--a movie, novel, TV show--from your childhood or before. Look at an older gay work as something other than a relic or an error. You'll be rewarded. Your world, your SELF, will get bigger. >

02.10.2025 19:01 — 👍 515    🔁 125    💬 17    📌 24

Did they keep Mr. Gay in Mario Galaxy?

03.10.2025 00:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Welcome to the year 2051. We discovered alchemy and used it to turn fascism into ice cream.

01.10.2025 23:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re reunited in heaven. ❤️

01.10.2025 19:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Ai no senshi
YouTube video by Yoko Ishida - Topic Ai no senshi

Iconic.

youtu.be/5FurNgBCWIM?...

01.10.2025 18:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am once again thanking the chastity kinksters for absolutely ruining Catholic and Mormon homophobes' messaging online.

01.10.2025 16:44 — 👍 38    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

This is the way.

29.09.2025 01:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Phantasm? Don’t know if they specify where in Oregon those films take place.

28.09.2025 23:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My ex, an LA Latino, nearly clocked me when I told him this 😭

28.09.2025 03:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Too relatable.

28.09.2025 02:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What kind of games?

28.09.2025 00:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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02.08.2025 05:13 — 👍 83    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 0

Portland has one of the warmest and most caring communities I’ve encountered in the United States. 💚

28.09.2025 00:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
genderfluid-druid on tumblr writes:

"hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus"

and follows up with: 

""i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them."

genderfluid-druid on tumblr writes: "hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus" and follows up with: ""i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them."

14.07.2025 14:06 — 👍 482    🔁 120    💬 3    📌 4

Condolences about the cake.

27.09.2025 05:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gotta keep reminding myself that the physical version of Hades II is just 2 months away 😮‍💨

25.09.2025 23:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are somehow too many games and yet not enough.

24.09.2025 22:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Photo showing PlayStation 5 copies of Alan Wake II, Death Stranding, and Ghost of Tsushima lined up in a row.

Photo showing PlayStation 5 copies of Alan Wake II, Death Stranding, and Ghost of Tsushima lined up in a row.

Need a new “project” to distract my brain, so I might delve into the old backlog. Maybe Alan Wake II to hype me up for spooky season?

24.09.2025 22:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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