Dart the Eternal 🔞🐦‍⬛🏳️‍🌈 (he/him/they)

I keep asking why they keep giving Jared Leto acting roles

Not me realizing that I literally walked away from everything just over 7 years ago.

Lost the last bits two years later

I’m doing pretty fucking good

Everything I have I’ve worked my ass off for and no one else can claim it

I doing fucking amazing

Only if you text him something about about frog legs and leave red all over the tub.

Oh, I wish they’d left me alone

Evangelical, savage and brutal. Even weaseled into my Alzheimer’s grandpa to try and do his funeral. Nope

Getting my shots today
Flu and Covid annuals

I don’t have to prove that I’m eligible for Covid because I live in a state that believes in science. I’d be eligible anyway because I have a “fun” cardiovascular system

I’d like to catch up sometime

Of course I believe in queer superiority.

I’m queer

We should not need a diagnosis to accept someone who acts differently than the norm.
You should be able to be your authentic self and do things that work for you even if you’re neurotypical.

Normies of the world unite!
You have nothing to lose but your chains!
…And obscure communication

I think we should make a world where you don’t have to be autistic to be weird

Tea is also good.
Caffeine and if you sweeten it, you’ll have short energy from the sucrose. Cream gets you protein and fats.

Mocha—top tier

Large scale pacifist, individual “Sudden Labile Accountability Palm” or SLAP

Anything beyond caffeine, protein, and BCAAs is a waste. Consume 15-30 minutes prior.

Chocolate milk is actually an excellent pre-workout. Not joking.

Yes, yes you do

Francine Smith from American Dad surrounded by dozens of frogs in her home

Portland, 2025

Sniff test

It National Coming Out Day and I’d like you all to know that I’m gay. I need more practice though.

I don’t understand their commitment to this. Something smells off even for just the Epstein Files.

Some were raised believing that the printed word was sacred and truthful. They also looked at computers as IMPORTANT and a source of factual data.
That naïveté is how two generations of folks don’t know how to handle an era of bad information and liars publishing.
They need to mature

Breed or bred?

It has dawned on me just now that I’ve earned my last name.

I’m having wet dreams at 47 on 3 antidepressants

I’m in fucking heat

We live in a feudal system where the only choice is who your lord is

What five events defined your childhood?

Challenger Explosion
Fall of Berlin Wall
Mt. St. Helen’s eruption
Death of Kurt Cobain
HIV emerged

*not in any order or equal depths, I went with what I know still affects my life

It is odd that we have to file with the authorities to protest said authorities otherwise we will be imprisoned by the same authorities

We’ve never been free, we’ve been propagandized the entire time. We regulate folks who need help but never the people who cause the problems

Sure Hegseth and Trump misspoke about Qatar. But a Soviet official once drunkenly opened the Berlin Wall that ultimately led to the fall of the USSR.

Words are kinda important at that level

I wasn’t born gay, I was hit by a ferry while swimming in the Ohio River.

Excuse me mister, but did this chubby guy just give you a chubby?

I’m in!
I know agriculture

Watching the security footage
“Who’s that?”

That’s me
Hmmm, there might be something to this

I have sensory issues and high pitches hurt. Physical pain and unfortunately kids voices can hit the spot. It’s not their fault. I like most kids, but I’m also going to teach them swears.

I did my cousins…