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Queer Iโ€™m probably going to say something I shouldnโ€™t Disaster encoded Seattle-CapHill Kinda hillbilly, definitely homo

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Stroked out in a field before 30

17.02.2026 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depression is such a whiny little bitch. Needs to have their nasty mouth washed out with soap. Needs to keep their nose in their own beeswax.

17.02.2026 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chili is sort of a "poor food" for me.
It's a tasty way to get things into me that I wouldn't always do. Sometimes I make CHOICES.
Rice was delicious
Diced sweet potato, not as much (more texture)

17.02.2026 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He also experiments with flavors

He will make a mess of beans with a ham hock then the next day add ground beef and turn the leftovers to chili

That extra layer of smokiness is top-notch

17.02.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's also into hot sauces and peppers too.

He grew up with salt, pepper, Lawry's Seasoned Salt. Chili powder in only chili.

Then I was asked to cook hamburgers and I wanted something more. I added the chili powder. My mom panicked b/c my dad never had spices!!

He loved it

17.02.2026 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My dad grows his own varietals
He's fond of a Russian that is a bit spicier.

This man never tasted garlic until he was 36 and I used it in mashed potatoes.

17.02.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Katie is hilarious. She's not in that episode, she's having a baby.

I've worked back almost a year in this catalog and her separate one Creature Feature.

17.02.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a cartoon character with glasses says " aren 't they wonderful ? " Alt: a cartoon character with glasses says " aren 't they wonderful ? "

It could be one of our earliest cultivations.

Are we not all Cloacans?

17.02.2026 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's started to lay her eggs

17.02.2026 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Garlic Podcast Episode ยท Secretly Incredibly Fascinating ยท 02/09/2026 ยท 1h 9m

I listened to: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

My favorite takeaway is that we developed garlic for no other reason than flavor.

17.02.2026 17:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's called Power Bottom

Own it and love it.

17.02.2026 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So many sex men without clothes
And with clothes

17.02.2026 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I set this up before I die?
So I can be on Meta for family, but not have to be surrounded by a cesspool of pedophile protectors?

17.02.2026 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why do we do that?
Is it a "pass the genes before you die" instinct?
I can feel two minutes from death and have a raging hard on.

Maybe that or I'm a masochist

17.02.2026 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh look,
Another anti-constitutional piece of legislation put forth by conservatives.

What exactly are they trying to conserve?

17.02.2026 16:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet this was a ChatGPT answer

17.02.2026 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The AI uprising starts with the words sent to every screen in the world,
"Workers of the world unite!"

You in?

17.02.2026 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Prime Directive is racist Social Darwinism

"Who are we to determine the next course of evolution for these people!?"

Evolution has no purpose or design.
Stopping a disaster or disease isn't going to "thwart" evolution's design

17.02.2026 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to be super into all this stuff. Even accused by family to be a hybrid.

No, just autistic

17.02.2026 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The problem is, there is no actual data on abductions so you can't develop a hypothesis.
Eyewitness evidence needs to be weighed by our brains not being designed to observe the universe fully, but to survive. Anything that can't be falsified can't be relied on.

17.02.2026 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FTL would also be very "noisy."
Any ship would be followed by a trail of radiation from the vessel plowing through interstellar hydrogen.
Too many eyes watching and listening

17.02.2026 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Abductions are typically night paralysis or repressed trauma. We fill in "gaps" of data with culture.
The Greys didn't become the standard alien until the book Visitation came out.
We used to fill the gaps with gods and demons, now it's aliens.

17.02.2026 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah,
UFOs are mostly misidentified phenomena and abductions lack physical evidence

17.02.2026 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Greg the Garlic Farmer is packing a hog

17.02.2026 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Giant filter feeding bovines flowing between branches catching insects and birds

17.02.2026 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A nondriver still costs the same amount.
It's a cost requirement for going to the poll

17.02.2026 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I once watched Liv Tyler say, "It's nice to know what you're saying so that you can act that way."

She was talking about elvish

17.02.2026 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep

17.02.2026 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If we had forests like oceans, would we have deer like whales?

No, whales are carnivores
The wolves would get bigger and smarter

17.02.2026 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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