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Artist: Paul Noth

31.10.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inside the Scorched-Earth Breakup Album of the Year The album is said to be about the end of her marriage to β€˜Stranger Things’ star David Harbour.

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31.10.2025 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christ, did the Ellisons buy you motherfuckers, too?

31.10.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You guys enabled this mayhem

30.10.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ETTD

29.10.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah it's a real fucking mystery what they're gonna do...

27.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes yes- more signing empty steakhouse menus held up to the camera and no, details of the agreements will not be provided to the public
Rinse. Repeat.

26.10.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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25.10.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Olivia Dean Adds Love to the Mix

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24.10.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜The Cars: Let the Stories Be Told’ Review: What Drove Their Music Known for their β€œcool detachment,” the Cars found a musical sweet spot with spiky power pop buffed into a commercial sheen.

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24.10.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see a lot of people wringing their hands over shameless clown + white nationalist Steve Bannon insisting that Trump will serve a third term. And I get it. Folks are so traumatized and rattled regarding the past 10 years that they're letting him get under their skin.

Don't. Here's why.

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24.10.2025 09:41 β€” πŸ‘ 850    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 49
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"Intentional grounding on the defense. Loss of down. Sixth down."

22.10.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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> @newyorker.com

21.10.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12338    πŸ” 4072    πŸ’¬ 123    πŸ“Œ 110

He’s right.
She’s great.

21.10.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’d think such a vaunted Supergenius would realize it’s absolutely impossible for him to take a non-douchey photograph

20.10.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Believe it or not, β€œBig Turd Peacock” was the name of my mercifully short-lived Ska band in college.

19.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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18.10.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

picture the guy from the fancy restaurant scene in the blues brothers saying "sirrrr sirrrrr sirrrrrrrrrrrrr" forever

18.10.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 348    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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β€˜John Candy’ Review: Substance and Sweetness In films like β€œPlanes, Trains and Automobiles” and β€œUncle Buck,” the Canadian actor John Candy walked the line between real and ridiculous.

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17.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brandi Carlile Climbed Music’s Peak. Then She Had to Start Over.

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17.10.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi there. We're the Republican Party. Our policies are such that without voter suppression, gerrymandering and a gutting of civil rights legislation, we couldn't stay in power. And, oh yeah, if you do somehow manage to win an election on the merits, we won't swear you in to serve.

Best of luck.

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Javier milei and his long ass sideburns

Javier milei and his long ass sideburns

This guy looks like he’s about to get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee

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Hey Toronto wiseass wearing the Buttplug T-shirt to taunt Raleigh.
It didn’t work

13.10.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pilot: (on intercom) There are no air traffic controllers today so everybody look out the window and holler if you see another plane

08.10.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 767    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

AGENT CARTER was amazing and I’m still seething that it was cancelled after only 2 Seasons

11.10.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Artist: Asher Perlman

11.10.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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