Artist: Paul Noth
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Non-essential NORAD Employee
Artist: Paul Noth
31.10.2025 14:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gift LInk
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Christ, did the Ellisons buy you motherfuckers, too?
31.10.2025 11:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You guys enabled this mayhem
30.10.2025 02:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0ETTD
29.10.2025 01:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah it's a real fucking mystery what they're gonna do...
27.10.2025 18:26 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Yes yes- more signing empty steakhouse menus held up to the camera and no, details of the agreements will not be provided to the public 
Rinse. Repeat.
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I see a lot of people wringing their hands over shameless clown + white nationalist Steve Bannon insisting that Trump will serve a third term. And I get it. Folks are so traumatized and rattled regarding the past 10 years that they're letting him get under their skin.
Don't. Here's why.
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"Intentional grounding on the defense. Loss of down. Sixth down."
22.10.2025 16:51 β π 66 π 23 π¬ 2 π 0> @newyorker.com
21.10.2025 23:18 β π 12338 π 4072 π¬ 123 π 110Heβs right.
Sheβs great.
Youβd think such a vaunted Supergenius would realize itβs absolutely impossible for him to take a non-douchey photograph
20.10.2025 01:02 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Believe it or not, βBig Turd Peacockβ was the name of my mercifully short-lived Ska band in college.
19.10.2025 01:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0picture the guy from the fancy restaurant scene in the blues brothers saying "sirrrr sirrrrr sirrrrrrrrrrrrr" forever
18.10.2025 00:57 β π 348 π 23 π¬ 9 π 1Gift Link
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Hi there. We're the Republican Party. Our policies are such that without voter suppression, gerrymandering and a gutting of civil rights legislation, we couldn't stay in power. And, oh yeah, if you do somehow manage to win an election on the merits, we won't swear you in to serve. 
Best of luck.
Javier milei and his long ass sideburns
This guy looks like heβs about to get his ass kicked by Bruce Lee
16.10.2025 01:30 β π 753 π 70 π¬ 45 π 17Hey Toronto wiseass wearing the Buttplug T-shirt to taunt Raleigh.
It didnβt work
Pilot: (on intercom) There are no air traffic controllers today so everybody look out the window and holler if you see another plane
08.10.2025 15:18 β π 767 π 112 π¬ 7 π 4AGENT CARTER was amazing and Iβm still seething that it was cancelled after only 2 Seasons
11.10.2025 18:46 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Artist: Asher Perlman
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