@bignasty604.bsky.social
Lover of cheese, tits, the Vancouver Canucks and the New England Patriots. Certified Shit Posters Union member local 69.
Havenβt posted on here in like 9 months lol
30.08.2024 04:02 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0Weird thing for a guy who wants to sell you a car to say
13.02.2024 20:07 β π 38 π 5 π¬ 3 π 04
18.11.2023 05:49 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Canadian bacon is just ham. The truth needs to be heard.
08.10.2023 21:17 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Cause youβre fucking delicious! Lol
08.10.2023 21:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs so good!!
08.10.2023 21:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0itβs probably all just pirated stuff
04.07.2023 01:09 β π 697 π 143 π¬ 18 π 9Itβs me.
30.09.2023 16:33 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0π
26.09.2023 19:41 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Worth every minute I waited in line lol An absolute institution!
27.09.2023 10:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Itβs just like Disneylandβ¦just with a meth problem.
27.09.2023 10:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No joke. π―
25.09.2023 03:04 β π 43 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0π
25.09.2023 02:56 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0βTrader Joeβ?
23.09.2023 01:04 β π 263 π 24 π¬ 11 π 6El Chapo is a murderous Mexican drug lord. El Chapo Supreme is a murderous Mexican drug lord with sour cream, lettuce and tomato.
23.09.2023 02:15 β π 26 π 8 π¬ 1 π 0We could always steal a golf cart and go gator watchinβ
- Floridians when they flirt
Waiting to see who dies first, Mick Jagger or Keith Richards, before I make up my mind about exercise or cigarettes.
22.09.2023 21:54 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1Me when my vibrator dies:
youβre supposed to be a dildo not a dildonβt
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22.09.2023 17:56 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0What did you call me?!
22.09.2023 22:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get off my lawn!
22.09.2023 22:06 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I followed back. What the fuck does that say about me?
22.09.2023 22:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@as-per-danielle.bsky.social You have to change your profile picture or nobody will follow you. Donβt you know the rules?
22.09.2023 22:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0She borrows my shirts, hoodies, sweatpants...I borrow one dress and it's "we need to talk".
21.09.2023 00:28 β π 328 π 113 π¬ 17 π 2Remember βFreedom Friesβ? Lol
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