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Crimm Kael // Recovering Californian β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή

@crimmncoffee.bsky.social

πŸ’Happily Married IRLπŸ’ | Homemaker | SAHM | I could live a thousand, thousand of your lives without seeing your coochie.

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I’m so distraught. My husband has no idea what an Oddish is. I was so excited after seeing this and was like, β€œIt’s an Oddish planter!” Husband looks confused and asks, β€œWhat’s an Oddish?” It’s a PokΓ©mon! 😭😭

10.12.2023 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I only got this bit of bone broth from the Dutch over and the crock pot. I feel jipped.

05.12.2023 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally got around to making bone broth from the turkey bones and ham bone. I’m gonna have bone broth for a year. I had to do one on the stove top and another in the crockpot. I don’t have a pot big enough. πŸ₯²

04.12.2023 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Making Saber some homemade strawberry doggo treats. You freeze them and they keep for a long time. Yes, I let him lick the bowl and spoon. I only have room to freeze one at mold at a time though. 😭

03.12.2023 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can’t post gifs or videos on Bluesky? πŸ₯²

01.12.2023 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Made Rasta pasta~!

01.12.2023 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Das my type~

30.11.2023 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yo?! I got a follow from Satan. I feel like I’ve accomplished something. πŸ˜‚

28.11.2023 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Thanksgiving everyone! This was the first time I ever cooked for Thanksgiving. My husband and I made a small feast for ourselves by accident. Next year we’ll have our baby and our family will be complete.

28.11.2023 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got Saber a new toy for Thanksgiving. I spoil my pets so much. He’s got so many toys.

28.11.2023 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Newest photo of our son, Valen or maybe Valor. We’re debating on one of the two names. He’s healthy and meeting his milestones. So excited to introduce him to the world. He’s still one of the most active babies the doctors have seen and he enjoys kicking the mess out of me.

28.11.2023 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Our new puppy named, Saber. Another red and white, blue eyed husky. I’ve obviously got a preference for breed at this point.

28.11.2023 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry had to repost this too.Another version without clothing. Nudity spoiler added to shield people's poor, virgin eyes. Thanks again @Olga_Fedorov_

28.11.2023 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love this picture @Olga_Fedorov_ drew of our FFXIV characters. Dalinar and Crimm Kael forever~

OG Post: Feb 8, 2023

28.11.2023 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Working on rebuilding the body of the car. Also did a valve cover gasket change and cleaned the throttle body. Already did the interior door panels and the front pass door. Working on the rear door, headlights + hardware, and driver’s side fender.

OG Post: Oct 19, 2023

28.11.2023 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Having a good static group where everyone is having fun & skilled at their job is like catching lightning in a bottle. Those days were peak enjoyment in FFXIV, will probably never have that level of fun again. Enjoy a blooper. youtube.com/watch?v=vibM...

OG Post: Sep 26, 2023

28.11.2023 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My goodies! Very happy with my first haul. The tumbler wasn’t the color they said it would be but it was free so I can’t complain.

OG Post: Sep 20, 2023

28.11.2023 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s the mail it never fails, it makes me wanna wag my tail. When it comes I wanna wail, β€œMmmmaaailll!” My β€œMama” tumbler and first Bump Box came in the mail today. I’m bursting with excitement!

OG Post: Sep 20, 2023

28.11.2023 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I could properly explain how much joy Valen's given me. Nothing else compares or comes close to how much I love our baby. My entire life seems like a bleak and barren void. My family has become my oasis. OG Post: Sep 19, 2023

28.11.2023 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We're having a boy!

OG Post: September 15, 2023

28.11.2023 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the best pictures of our doggo, Emet. My husband took it and was surprised with himself when it came out so good.

28.11.2023 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We had our first ultrasound! We got to see our little bean and hear their heartbeat. In two weeks we get to find out the gender. I already love our baby so much. We’re calling the baby β€œVal” until gender is confirmed.

OG Post: Aug 22, 2023

28.11.2023 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thought I had Covid because I’ve been so sick. Welp, it’s a baby! We get our ultrasound at the end of the month. My husband & I are so excited to start this next chapter of our lives together. Fingers crossed the baby loves music so I can pass on the DDJ400!

OG Post: Aug 4, 2023

28.11.2023 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the first things we did was get our fur baby, Emet.

28.11.2023 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I had fun with what I did get to do but spent most of my time in my hotel because I was not about to fight people or stand in line for two hours+ to get merch, food, or to catch a magnetic fish with a stick. (3/3)

28.11.2023 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There were way too many people here. Took hours to get food or drinks. There was some organization but there was clearly an oversight. I couldn’t do a lot of what I wanted due to the overwhelming amount of people. You should have seen the number of people at primal concert. (2/3)

28.11.2023 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Our flight leaves soon. I enjoyed spending time with my husband and meeting everyone. The piano concert was amazing. The lines were ridiculous, people kept cutting due to lack of staff management. Merchandise sold out in hours. (1/3)

28.11.2023 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some photos of Area 15. At the After Party.

28.11.2023 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We made it! The line is super long!

28.11.2023 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#/FanFest2023 The Kaels are forthwith! See yall soon!

28.11.2023 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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