What the hell

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While Americans scramble to find their next meal, the tech industry dabbles in creating a sort of perpetual motion device but for AI investments

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Awful news: employers are about to have to reluctantly fire 10s of thousands of workers going into the holidays for no good reason.

Trump 2.0's record for intentionally doing as much harm as possible to our economy as quickly as possible remains undefeated

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A black and white photograph of a man collecting a book from a vending machine

The first paperback vending machine was installed at Charing Cross Station in 1937 by Penguin books. They called it the ‘Penguincubator’. (📷: STML)

Ok so sun chokes are yummy and stupidly easy to grow here why did I not know about them till now?

When the U.S. military tested their AI human-movement recognition robot on a group of Marines, all of them managed to approach it undetected. One was disguised as a fir tree; another somersaulted for 300 metres; two hid under a cardboard box and giggled the whole distance.

Idiots never note the timing part. What grows in only a month? Radishes?

Woah gopher is still a thing. Maybe I stick to that instead of all this http stuff

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

It’s an acquired taste. Acquiring a taste involves consuming something enough that you tell the brain it’s not poison so it ignores the bitter and focuses on the other flavors.

So anyway, about ass….

In 1912 they found out who he was.

Maybe they should continue to not forgive him for old times sake.

YouTube video by Hank Green I Need 1% of Georgia to Watch This Video

Absolutely incredible work here from @hankgreen.bsky.social:

They’re a gateway to the bone fairy

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

YouTube video by Ena Da Anemone song

Relevant, maybe

Hello, it is me, Technology Broseph. I will now dictate what the future of humanity looks like. My qualifications are that I once tripped balls with a billionaire who then funded my abstract eternal life research venture

Anyway, first thing we gotta do is install cameras in everyone's assholes

This is a great idea and may prevent me from torturing myself with dairy.

Love this! So talented and creative. It’s the soundtrack to the scientific apocalypse we are living in! I follow @ellecordova.bsky.social here but this wasn’t posted. This was from TikTok! Enjoy!

When design by committee goes very right

#stream #flag

My favorite comment from a creator to a fan on their discord was “I swear to god it’s like you’re reading someone else’s work”

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

The state goons are powerless before the awesome might of someone in an inflatable frog costume, and you seriously expect me to believe the situation is hopeless?

Oh my. 🥺

Maybe I should paint the kitchen purple

Wtf aside from that hidden gem color these are the colors my house came in.

Granted, bought it in 2020

We have inadvertently referenced Star Trek.

CHARLYNNE VALYXZ

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The heck I just saw that kid.

The whole virus or whatever it is called one is very exciting.