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Always a rake; never a cad. Humor: badgods.com Writing: dogsandsorcerers.com My Books: https://mybook.to/booksoflore Patreon: patreon.com/loresjoberg

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Nice! I may very well have imprinted that one by hand, if it’s that old.

05.10.2025 18:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I rewatched “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.” It made me nostalgic for the days when they piled the entire student body into the auditorium to watch one history class’s final presentations.

05.10.2025 02:49 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Times remain tough, and I'm having trouble finding clients through my usual channels. If any of you have a line on a job for a full-stack developer, remote or in Seattle, please let me know. You can mail me at lore_bluesky@icloud.com. Thanks!

04.10.2025 22:02 — 👍 32    🔁 23    💬 0    📌 0
[DANCE IN PUBLIC] SAJA BOYS 사자 보이즈 - SODA POP Cover by Saycrew Indonesia
YouTube video by SAYCREW DC [DANCE IN PUBLIC] SAJA BOYS 사자 보이즈 - SODA POP Cover by Saycrew Indonesia

I am still on a KPop Demon Hunters jag. This is pretty intense, moreso than my Encanto jag and much moreso than my brief Hamilton jag. It’s gotten to the point where I, a 55-year-old man, have a favorite KPop Dance Cover troupe. youtu.be/Rwo36UIFM-w?...

04.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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The Vice President of the United States used his social media page to tell Joy Reid, a private citizen with no connection to the government, that she should express "gratitude" for how this country has treated her.

Black women remain the most consistent targets in all of this.

04.10.2025 13:15 — 👍 17939    🔁 4764    💬 1858    📌 678

Ronald McDonald House: Admirable charity, terrible electronic dance music genre.

03.10.2025 19:08 — 👍 33    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0
Sign in park. Text: Leash Pets Obey Scoop Law SMC 18.12.080. Image is a silhouette of white on green with some sort of hound on a leash and a generic crosswalk man holding a surprisingly large bucket.

Sign in park. Text: Leash Pets Obey Scoop Law SMC 18.12.080. Image is a silhouette of white on green with some sort of hound on a leash and a generic crosswalk man holding a surprisingly large bucket.

Jesus Christ how much does that dog shit?

28.09.2025 16:51 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

There are two things that I keep learning then completely forgetting: First, how and why time dilation works based on the theory of relativity; and second, why the sheet music for some instruments is transposed from their actual pitch.

28.09.2025 15:11 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

ADHD Addendum: Just to be clear, I know people can sing in tremolo. It’s the speed and the way it snaps on and off that makes me wonder. Amazing voice control, if it’s not digital.

26.09.2025 14:55 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m listening to “Golden” and…Ejae’s tremolo? Is that something a human voice can do? It’s so rapid, brief and subtle my first assumption is that it’s a digital effect; I’ve never heard anyone sing quite like that. If you want to listen yourself, it’s on most of the “oh” vowels in the chorus.

26.09.2025 14:51 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

“I’m dying, my friend.”

“No! You’ll be—“

“This is no time for lies. Tell me you’ll take care of my family.”

“You—”

“Tell me!”

“I…I’ll take care of your family.”

“Swear!”

“I’ll fucking take care of those fuckers! I’ll look the goddamn fuck after them, you dying-ass shit-cunt!”

“Thank…you…”

24.09.2025 14:59 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh sure, no doubt. If you wanted you could even relate it to the Maiden (Bubbles, innocent), the Mother (Blossom, gaurdian), and the Crone (Buttercup, jaded).

22.09.2025 20:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay, now that I’ve praised KPop Demon Hunters sufficiently I can point out that the main characters are essentially Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup with glowy magic weapons.

22.09.2025 18:59 — 👍 30    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0

Every so often, out of nowhere, I suddenly think “Oh, yeah, Netflix used to send me movies in the freaking mail. I was in one of the most surreal transitional moments in technological history and I didn’t even know it.”

22.09.2025 07:10 — 👍 32    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

The only thing in popular animation on the same level is the Spider-Verse saga. If you don’t like it, well, taste is subjective, but if you dismiss it you honestly don’t know what you’re talking about.

21.09.2025 14:50 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Okay, KPop Demon Hunters is genuinely brilliant, independently of your interest in kpop, demons, or the hunting thereof. The animation is genius, the script is a masterclass in concise storytelling, the lyrics are Miranda levels of inspired, and the music always does exactly what it needs to do.

21.09.2025 14:47 — 👍 27    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

Me: (throws dagger)

My nemesis: You missed.

Me: Did I?

Guy down the street with a dagger in his arm: YES YOU FUCKING DID!

19.09.2025 12:12 — 👍 47    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 0
Me wearing a shirt with a black and white captioned photo of Rod Stewart, and an adjacent color version of the same photo captioned “Cone Stewart”

Me wearing a shirt with a black and white captioned photo of Rod Stewart, and an adjacent color version of the same photo captioned “Cone Stewart”

My @loresjoberg.bsky.social shirt arrived!

17.09.2025 21:58 — 👍 372    🔁 43    💬 9    📌 3

"Peter! Susan! Edmund! Lucy! Where have you children been?"
"Narnia?"
"What's Narnia?"
"Narnia business."

15.09.2025 01:26 — 👍 337    🔁 77    💬 4    📌 2

Inviting a girl over for pizza and kink: “What topping do you want and what topping do you want?

12.09.2025 22:52 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The way Paul Hollywood approached s’mores was like an American declaring they were making “beans on toast” and proceeding to spread refried beans on a grilled baguette.

10.09.2025 19:40 — 👍 19    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0
Message from a “client” on Upwork:

Emma E.
EE
12:00 AM PDT, 9 Sep 2025
Before Moving toward the main projects Will you please give me a little favour in buying one Tool Subscribtion .As its too much urjent and i wants you to complete it within 20 minutes i will pay you 150$ fir this task you need to complete it within 20 minutes as its too much urjent for now. Tool cost is 536$ i will pay you first advance payment of 750$ advance here on upwork for buying the tool subscribtion. As am employee in the company so we are only aloud to make the payment here on upwork for each tool which are required for the development .
We have limited Access..

Message from a “client” on Upwork: Emma E. EE 12:00 AM PDT, 9 Sep 2025 Before Moving toward the main projects Will you please give me a little favour in buying one Tool Subscribtion .As its too much urjent and i wants you to complete it within 20 minutes i will pay you 150$ fir this task you need to complete it within 20 minutes as its too much urjent for now. Tool cost is 536$ i will pay you first advance payment of 750$ advance here on upwork for buying the tool subscribtion. As am employee in the company so we are only aloud to make the payment here on upwork for each tool which are required for the development . We have limited Access..

Humans of Earth, I present the saddest attempt at a scam I have ever been targeted by.

09.09.2025 13:33 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I don’t mind the word “eromeme,” but it does kinda trouble me that I instantly knew exactly what it meant.

09.09.2025 05:35 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Clip from the Atlantic: 'But when the METR team looked at the employees’ actual work output, they found that the developers had completed tasks 20 percent slower when using AI than when working without it. The researchers were stunned. “No one expected that outcome,” Nate Rush, one of the authors of the study, told me. “We didn’t even really consider a slowdown as a possibility.”'

Clip from the Atlantic: 'But when the METR team looked at the employees’ actual work output, they found that the developers had completed tasks 20 percent slower when using AI than when working without it. The researchers were stunned. “No one expected that outcome,” Nate Rush, one of the authors of the study, told me. “We didn’t even really consider a slowdown as a possibility.”'

So you see.

From www.theatlantic.com/economy/arch...

08.09.2025 14:37 — 👍 21    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0

Low Fantasy: "Deathmaster Deth had been plotting his revenge for 10 years."

Regular Fantasy: "Deathmaster Deth had been plotting his revenge for 100 years."

High Fantasy: "Deathmaster Deth had been plotting his revenge for 1000 years."

07.09.2025 13:14 — 👍 42    🔁 10    💬 2    📌 0
A color photo of Sergio smiling

A color photo of Sergio smiling

A pinup celebrating the 100th issue of Groo featuring a large crowd of characters.

A pinup celebrating the 100th issue of Groo featuring a large crowd of characters.

Two Mad paperbacks focused on his work. Sergio Aragonés Mad About Mad, and Sergio Aragonés Mad as a Hatter

Two Mad paperbacks focused on his work. Sergio Aragonés Mad About Mad, and Sergio Aragonés Mad as a Hatter

Happy 88th birthday to living legend, Sergio Aragonés!

06.09.2025 17:34 — 👍 1100    🔁 272    💬 14    📌 34
A cylinder labeled “Duck Wrapped Cod” and a plate of duck-wrapped cod.

A cylinder labeled “Duck Wrapped Cod” and a plate of duck-wrapped cod.

To the tune of “Girls on Film.”

06.09.2025 19:51 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

Sure, I have a broken barber’s chair. Seriously, though, DM me your address and I’ll send you a random piece of original art I scanned for Brunching or Bad Gods back when I worked in ink like some kind of animal.

06.09.2025 14:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m culling my possessions to move to a smaller apartment, and I’m not sure I like what it reveals about my brain.

(Opens cardboard box, takes out random item) “Oh hey, I haven’t laid eyes on this for eight years and in fact I forgot it exists! I CHERISH IT AND IT MUST NEVER BE PARTED FROM ME!”

06.09.2025 11:35 — 👍 31    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 0

This should be read in Michael Palin’s voice.

06.09.2025 05:48 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

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