Yes, that Jesus!

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On this Friday the 13th, remember that Jesus loves you. But comrade Satan be like, regarding @schumer.senate.gov :

The last good album. Rest are garbage.

Cartoon of Satan with pitchfork and clipboard.

Oh, no! Gestapo fighting for his life after a broom attack? What say you, comrade Satan?

To those thinking that there is going to be a second coming... It ain't happenin'... I died once for your sins; never again... If the religion of your choosing is saying that I'm returning, you best just stop being religious... Still, Jesus loves you.

Dear google employees speaking against ICE: God is proud of you. But if you pull a "Fuck you! I quit!" move, then God will be even more proud of you. Help build an anticapitalist antifascist technology.

This is a reminder that Jesus loves you. And to those who are consuming right-wing anything, a pox upon you and your family! The son of God has spoken!

Here is a tip from God: First, remember that Jesus loves you. Especially those that caused the tires to deflate. Second, the tip from God is, if possible deflate tow truck tires too.

Yo, @schumer.senate.gov, this is the Son of God. Do you know how much blood you have on your hands? You have funded the murder of children. Now you are going to fund the US Gestapo to put children in concentration camps. Comrade Satan has a very special place for you.

Peace unto you, who've accepted God and Jesus into their heart. To that dolt kid rock, don't you mention me or God ever again! We don't like your kind and we have placed a pox upon you and all like you.

@thekavernacle.bsky.social , this is Jesus. I am quite bothered that you are suggesting that what you preach, and, sir, you are no preacher, is the righteous way. Please open your bible to john 2:1-11. You have displeased God.

This is a reminder that Jesus loves you. Except if you are a Christian nationalist. To you I say: "keep the word of God out of your Nazi mouth." God will never side with Nazis and he will punch you!

God and I are closely watching @governor.ca.gov. We're not surprised that he is a closeted Nazi. CA, God and I urge you to offer him no peace.

We're aware of today's prayer breakfast. Satan has made contact with me and I will be sending all attendees to hell. Thank you, comrade Satan.