shaggin-wagon.bsky.social

Gecko flinging its tongue out with panache. A fortune: "Practice radical joy and live a radical life by being relentlessly yourself...in bed."

Oh, you know.

Sittin' around making Animal Fortunes and Oracles of DOOOOOOOOM.

Keys for Montreal Metros and Boston Raiders locker rooms.

👀

🏒🍆

#HeatedRivalry #ShagginWagon

cc: @elbowroom1970.bsky.social

The Elbow Room earns James Beard Award nomination The Elbow Room, the landmark bar at Paul’s Restaurant with approachably classic cocktails and a ’70s throwback vibe, has been nominated as a semifinalist for a prestigious James Beard Award for Best N

The Elbow Room got a James Beard nom!

So much pride in this boozy House of Good Vibes. Thanks to @elbowroom1970.bsky.social and @tobycocktail.bsky.social, the dark wizard himself, for letting us share your space and fun.
#JamesBeardAward

Hey, Gurl. You look beautiful not being arrested at that demonstration. xoxo

Thanks, @microcosm.bsky.social, for keepin' our friendos safe.

Love, the Shaggin' Wagon.💕

Hey, Microcosm! Your zine is moving into the world via the @shaggin-wagon.bsky.social at @elbowroom1970.bsky.social!

Thanks for making them for us in these historic times.

The Elbow Room earns James Beard Award nomination The Elbow Room, the landmark bar at Paul’s Restaurant with approachably classic cocktails and a ’70s throwback vibe, has been nominated as a semifinalist for a prestigious James Beard Award for Best N

The Elbow Room got a James Beard nom!

So much pride in this boozy House of Good Vibes. Thanks to @elbowroom1970.bsky.social and @tobycocktail.bsky.social, the dark wizard himself, for letting us share your space and fun.
#JamesBeardAward

Mismatched magnet letters in the tradition of 70s refrigerators everywhere.

New monkey friends on top of the Shaggin' Wagon.

Bad Art Before and After: Ugly drunk toddler drinking from a stein turns into dirty old gnome begging for love.

Went to stock the Shaggin' Wagon and to decorate a couple of things.

Plastic proboscis monkey with a note: Listen up, pal! This is your boss. I overheard you call me a dickhead while rubbing some magic lamp. NOW look. I'm stuck here in this dickhead monkey! REVERSE the spell immediately. There will consequences if you do not rectify the situation with haste.

New! YOUR ANIMAL BOSS in a mystery bag.

One of a kind. Git it!

#ShagginWagon

A thread about this miserable moment, and vending machines that you pour your thimble of joy into anyway.

Mustaches IN!

We might not solve any world problems, but we will help you forget how shitty everything is as you run around @elbowroom1970.bsky.social in your fancy mustache and giant 70s shades waving around your finger guns.

These are genuinely making me weepy.

Partial to the Frida Kahlo one on this shitty Monday.

We can tell you who these brand new motel key fobs are NOT for:

Russell Motherfascist Vought.

Life is hard out here for a dick.

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Just put in an order for Black History Month.

Oh, yeah. Vending history!

#ShagginWagon

Written March, 2017 during the first reign of terror. Rogue One is out for download today, a movie about a multicultural band of rebels with no shared history but one terrible task: to resist the totalitarian empire threatening to take out the known world and everything in it. Not that any of your could relate to that.

Watching Rogue One.

Not that any of you could relate to that.

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Just bought Pop Rocks for the Shaggin' Wagon, so you know that my economic genius is 💯

New Year's Eve at the Elbow Room: TATER TOTS AND CAVIAR The Champagne of Beers! Jesus H. Christ I love this bar.

YOU GUYS.

Caviar and Tots and the Champers of Beer. I'm ded.

#NYE #HappyNewYear #ShagginWagon #1970ElbowRoom

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YouTube video by TrailerTrackerEnglish The Van ≣ 1977 ≣ Trailer

The Shaggin' Wagon's got a theme song, y'all. 🤣

/ht to the husband of purveyor of the Shaggin' Wagon for sharing this most important truth.

You people are WEIRD, and I we LIKE it.

You guys bought out Mystery Packs, which I have to say: they were full of mystery and I hope you had a blast.

#shagginwagon

We don't have their products YET, but in honor of such a great and holy day, we did add a full @cardsagainsthumanity.com
set for y'all to play while you're having some cocktails at
@elbowroom1970.bsky.social

#happyholidays for horrible people, *from* horrible people!

Forgot to get something for those (adult) stockings?

Need a bevvy to steel you before that family dinner?

Kill two birds with one bar:

@elbowroom1970.bsky.social for the hooch + Shaggin' Wagon for the wrapped prezzies!

MYSTERIES FOR ALLLLLLLLL

None more black.

I, humble vending machine owner, cannot compete with AI giving away everything for free!

ohhhhhh noooooooooo.

Get well quickly and with a minimum of goop!

Now, we here at Shaggin' Wagon HQ aren't sure, but we MIGHT be the first vending machine approved for @cardsagainsthumanity.com sales.

Can we gloat about this highest of honors?

Because we are PROUD.

Coming soon to one vending machine, nowhere near most of you!

#ShagginWagon

Second set of keys: FOUND.

I put them in a Smart Place™

Shout out if you too suffer from the curse of SmrtPlace-itis.