Or a key or two of coke for Jr.

Who’s next on the dating advice docket, Steve Bannon?

I really want to see Bill give dating advice on the Dr. Phil show (for a laugh).

Or if they’re an obnoxious, egomaniacal billionaire a-hole.

Haha. That’s funny.

Is this guy’s middle initials O.J.?

*and the media*

And they refuse to buy American too.

Right, and they make those cookies daily at The Heritage Foundation.

Anything for daddy!

I’ll bet you he’s not. And with plenty of kids. And a church to go to.

That’s right!

He’s in trouble without the magnets.

—said not one of the reporters.

Hey, business is business. If you can lower the tariffs of your country by providing a gold bar (of indeterminate weight) and a gold Rolex, what “businessman” wouldn’t take that buyout?

Of course, one would need a corrupt-to-the-core individual as president in the first place.

You’re missing the “R.” Between her first and last name.

Alan age-of-consent-should-be-14 Dershowitz.

Meghan R. Kelly couldn’t be reached for comment.

Trump and his ilk always “tell” who and what they are.

Have another drink, Tommie.

How dare you utter her name without mentioning that she’s a country music sensation!

The sewer gas is overtaking what’s left of his brain.

This image should be on every dart board sold in America.

And “hours” could imply multiple visits.

The level of maga media training these choads must endure to continually smile through their lies…

They’re designing it that way. It’s purely intentional.

Making America Great Again, one foreign national at a time.

And they do.

Yeah, she’s behind the podium at the moment.

The blatant, shameless lies juxtaposed with the big shiny cross is a nice touch.