Lakewood Ghost Doctoral Dissertation Review Board

This is very good.

Grown-up jam of the year is the Chicago Tumble. I know about the other stuff, I promise.

So should I call it “GG Allin clips”?

Just ordered. Thanks for pointing this out!

You could just not pay attention.

Those mashed are so dry they’re a potential fire hazard.

@sickoscommittee.org I’m pretty sure Thom Brennaman just referred to two Italian guys on Syracuse as Guido Football Players. He’s a national treasure-level rake-stepper.

"Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

Really hoping there isn't a GOTF night. It's not even that I really dislike the material. Some music is better live, and some is meant for albums. GOTF is album music. Like, I love Tedeschi Trucks while fucking around the house, but they're the most boring thing I've ever seen in person.

I know some dudes from Sudbury. Really nice guys, but also somehow absolutely terrifying at the same time. Hard, hard people.

looks like the nerd from that "metal" band for co-workers and 7th graders.

Dezron puts his pants on pocket first

Extremely high quality reference/quote you got going here.

No, no…now I have an excuse to make mashed potates again super soon.

Oh man how I wish I had this information at the store a couple days ago. I’m gonna be thinking about this all day with my puny little green onions.

8 degrees with 100% humidity is not gonna be one of your warmer 8 degree days, folks.

I think they (very) recently did a total refurbishment.

Eat shit you smarmy parasite.

Yes. I was making a joking baseball analogy about playing with a man advantage (to myself) because I kinda like mule.

I actually like mule, so your baseball analogy is dead on (but they use innings, not halves).

That's like if Chan Kinchla acted too busy. Come on.

It's an existential fight, cabbie. Minding decorum is how we got here.

Man, Dezron is SO good.

Pretty bonkers back end on YEM too.

The cliff he fell off when they took away his adderall was crazy.

This is The One.

I couldn't be less interested in the sphere. I don't want to see a show there. I don't care about it. Every video I see, the crowd looks the way it would if they left the house lights on at an arena. People who like it there aren't wrong to do so, But I'll never go.

Come on, who write this?

Strong men also cry, Mr. Lebowski. Strong men...also...cry.

Did this happen, by any chance, in a hipster coffee shop?