Zoe 🦝

The amount of electro swing as background music in craft videos is deeply conserning!

these guys are so delusional. the trajectory of history is actually going to be like this [joke]

Sometimes I forget that some men are into women to, like stopp being so silly guys! Women aren't for you they are for other women! Go kiss some guy instead!

Friend: Nither me or the girl I'm dating are really looking for a relationship, but we do couple things together to feel like we aren't missing out. Like we did valentines together which was really nice

Me: so neither of you want a relationship, but you do relationship things because you like it?

Fuck! One of my tactics for dealing with dysphoria has always been to just think "I won't be able to afford the surgeries anyway, better to just not think about them!" But now my dysphoria has cought up with me and I've actually got to deal with it somehow 🫠

Picture of Stalin hanging next to a coat rack with the text that reads: our coats hang here!

My gf is adamant about pronouncing Marxist as "Marxissist" (like narcissist) because she thinks it sounds better

A friend of mine doesn't like bluesky because he says nothing happens here.

I should show him this

I wish the backspace key said bakespace...

Ranch good, but breeding is even better!

Freud looking skeptical

This 'Hawk-Thua-Girl" really sounds quite special. Is she some relative of yours?

our have chosen to be a woman. you will be affected more by the anomalies of the zone. at the same time you will gain XP faster. are you ready to continue?

informed consent HRT form:

At least you get minty a fresh breath!

Face/off (1997) = ffs for cis guys?

Letterboxd ppl think Robots (2005) is anti-capitalist. The entire movie is about a class traitor infiltrating a vanguardist band to stage a revolution-into-counter-revolution so he can magnetize to Mr. Money-Ball, the Benevolent Tsar of Bolt-kind... Fuckinh rusty take