Mark Granger

Out today! Judge Dread Magazine 485, including a new Armitage story scripted by me, art by @stazjohnson.bsky.social, colours by Quinton Winter and letters by Annie Parkhouse.

There's a serial killer loose in Brit-Cit and everyone's favourite curmudgeon is on strict orders to keep clear...

#ncbd

Give Chris money to make a book.
The first one was great.
And if it's anything like the first one there'll be about 90% more jokes than your average kids book.

The trailer for Brad Holcombe's film, Rocks Under Tide, is out! Can't wait for people to see the whole thing! Want to help us get it in front of more people? Check out the GoFundMe 🙌🏻🙌🏻
www.gofundme.com/f/short-film...

A listicle called "All Ermergerhd Memes Ranked From Worst to Berhst."

When you have a weak bladder, urine trouble.

Here's a joke for all you Disturbed fans.

What is David Draiman's favourite guitar pedal?

A wah-ah-ah-ah.

Fun celebrity fact:
Ant and Dec are not their real names. Dec is short for December, and Ant is short for Jantuary.

A nu metal band covering Madonna songs and they're called Papa Don't Roach.

Looks like the Monkey’s out of the bag. I’m delighted to finally reveal that this December I’ll be taking a trip to the House of Ideas and teaming up with the incredibly talented @marsisanartist.bsky.social for an all-new Hit-Monkey story in Marvel: Black, White & Blood and Guts #3!

"I don't care what anyone says, I like that movie'' 🎥

Space Unicorn!

PLEASE REPOST! Poets! Uncanny Magazine is OPEN to Poetry Submissions from August 9 to August 26! Poetry Editor Betsy Aoki can't wait to read your poems!!! buff.ly/9AyStcb

Remember comedy? Well it's back - in audio form.

Big Finish have made SIX comedy pilots. SIX. Even more crazy than that is they've let me write one of them.

A poem on a scroll like background that says, "Oh, no. This place is becoming a misinformation quagmire too. Didn't take long, did it? Social media is doomed."

A poem.
Kinda.

Popping in to ask a question.
How does social media work?

A lot of critics want things to be something they're not and forget to enjoy something for what it is.
It's like complaining AC/DC are playing solid rock and roll again.

Most writers: The ending of this story should make sense and pay off the rest of the plot.

Me: I dunno. Time travel or a dimensional portal or some shit like that.

Gift — MARK GRANGER The thing is I was never going to like it.

The 102nd 100 word story I've put on my website.
It's called 'Gift'.
www.markgranger.com/100-words-1/...

— MARK GRANGER “Don’t start. Why would I do that?” Nodule ignored his brain and carried on sweeping.

The 101st 100 word story I've put on my website.
It's called 'Braindependence'.
www.markgranger.com/100-words-1/...

Writers, describe your WIP in the worst way possible.

Woman tries to save a bird. Sshh, don't tell the government.

I never knew they had a miniature train ride in 'Salems Lot.

I remember when Palestine Action prevented my family from visiting Frankie & Benny's by protesting at a drone factory.
We had to go to Bella Italia instead.
Won't they think of the little people?

A picture of the new pope with the caption Pope Leo next to a picture of the Pokémon Popplio with the caption Popplio next to a picture of Pope Leo with Popplio's head superimposed on him with the caption Popelio.

#Pokémon #pope

YouTube video by Lauren Records GUPPY - American Cowboy (Official Audio)

Can't stop listening to this song by Guppy.
youtu.be/6nnjyBMMUsE?...

a cartoon of a green snake with potato-yi written on the bottom Alt: A cartoon of a green snake eating it's own tail, with Potato-Yi written in the corner. I can only guess Potato-Yi is the original artist. Damned if I'm googling it to find out, though.

I have entered that regular phase of short story writing where instead of writing new short stories I'm exclusively searching for homes for the ones that exist.

We were all about the original trilogy when our kids were younger. (The Great Fairy Rescue was Michael Sheen's defining role ((I'm making this up, I didn't realise it was him until recently)))

A blackboard set up in the entrance of my local library adverting a book talk from Robin Ince for his book Normally Weird and Weirdly Normal.

Isn't it lovely when you take you're library book back and you see that @robinince.bsky.social is going to be doing a talk there in the next couple of weeks.

No Worries If Not Riki Lindhome · Album · 2025 · 13 songs

Loving the new Riki Lindhome album.
open.spotify.com/album/5RmyBj...

If the Lord Of Hell pays a plastic surgeon to give him a huge arse can we call him BBLzebub?

a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a blue sweater with #minecraftmovie written on the bottom ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is wearing a blue sweater with #minecraftmovie written on the bottom

I *will* silently judge you for your opinion on A Minecraft Movie.