@twontwongleton.bsky.social
There is a light that never goes out
Is a song by the Smiths
There is a light that never goes out
Is also a problem for Smoths
we just found out our ai has been making up analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna throw up.
our cfo and the ai were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
I’m watching ‘Love Songs at the BBC’ that was on the telly. It’s great seeing all the love songs that the Beeb has filmed. But it did get me thinking, after they announced that Chasing Cars was the last live song performance on TOTP, that what tv show will have recordings of the last 20 years?
15.02.2026 08:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wife & I had a foursome with friends, lucky me got a blow job from both the ladies but by far the best one was from our friend's husband. Now I have all sorts of questions.
13.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 229 🔁 9 💬 28 📌 1My grandfathers saved civilisation from the Nazis and the Inperial Japanese. I spend my days pissing around with spreadsheets and drinking tea. I don't want to be shot at but I wish I did something that matters.
13.02.2026 09:20 — 👍 338 🔁 12 💬 37 📌 5BRITISH VALUES
12.02.2026 09:55 — 👍 88 🔁 9 💬 5 📌 3Of course you couldn’t make this video now, too many woke lefty snowflakes!
#RDi
#DaReelQueen
#BorisTriedREALLYHard (single tear crying emoji)
You can’t even sing Christmas songs anymore. I did it in Poundland yesterday and EVERYONE looked at me funny.
Jes Staley - former senior exec at JPM and CEO of Barclays - told the FCA he and Epstein were not friends.
Let's break that rule that we can't call rich/famous people "liars".
Thread:
The best part of being a Mac user is getting to say "sorry, I don't know how to use Windows" whenever people ask you for help.
11.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 93 🔁 3 💬 19 📌 1Hey @southstreetarts.bsky.social can you work with Sooz to bring her show to your theatre? It would be a great one, that’s for sure :)
11.02.2026 18:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
a shelf of books in a-z order
a shelf of books in a-z order
a shelf of books in a-z order
MY BIG CLEAR OUT!
Here are 3 shelves of my books in A-Z order by author.
You can have any 2 for £10 (free P+P).
Please share (and buy).
UK only.
How many Queens do we need to get through before we all stop thinking of the Queen when anyone mentions the Queen?
#GawdBlessEr
Still not sure about the new Kermit voice on the latest Muppet Show
09.02.2026 11:34 — 👍 0 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0it really boils down to who do you hate more, rich sex abusers or the left, and I’m afraid that from Thatcher to Starmer we’ve been run by people for whom the answer to that question is “the left”
09.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 485 🔁 169 💬 11 📌 5
I imagine the 12 year old sparrow was just a ground-based pair of balls by that point…..
09.02.2026 13:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0As a straight white woman in a heterosexual relationship, I am all for more gay. More gay relationships, more gay porn. Just MORE GAY. Because when you're bothering each other, you're not bothering women. Thank you to gay men who lead closeted men "astray." You do God's work.
09.02.2026 11:55 — 👍 72 🔁 3 💬 19 📌 1I joined Bluesky from Twitter a few days ago because I missed @soozuk.bsky.social ‘s takes on things.
It seems I couldn’t have chosen a better time.
The real question is will there be a live stream when Starmer decides to quit? (Which I’m presuming will be pretty soon)
I’ve finally joined here.
It’s good to see so many regulars here.
"I thought he was only friends with the convicted paedophile a bit but then I found out he was actually friends with the convicted paedophile SO MUCH! When I thought he was only friends with the convicted paedophile a bit I liked him and gave him a job. So angry rn!"
07.02.2026 10:29 — 👍 189 🔁 29 💬 5 📌 0
