I'm just a guy on the internet but this needs a hell yeah brother
19.10.2025 01:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@willwc.bsky.social
My sense of humor is still being described as "please stop" and "you're ruining dinner" tweets about sports (go jackets imo), video games, and other nonsense
I'm just a guy on the internet but this needs a hell yeah brother
19.10.2025 01:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0no kings but haynes king
18.10.2025 13:31 โ ๐ 309 ๐ 51 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 3If only we had any way of knowing his views on bunting
11.10.2025 04:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Me, checking the news every morning:
16.09.2025 12:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is an exciting thing to read as federal troops prepare to invade my city
05.09.2025 21:15 โ ๐ 90 ๐ 23 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0thereโs is so much more to nascar than just going fast and turning left. there are also pit stops. also, the screams. oh, god. the screams.
27.08.2025 18:56 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0doo dah, doo dah
02.08.2025 00:30 โ ๐ 584 ๐ 82 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 1Best and truest meme of all time
19.07.2025 19:08 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0we've been dead the whole time?!
06.07.2025 03:31 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I 100% agree with every word you wrote except you are jitka
06.07.2025 03:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This is such a cruel and stupid way to handle layoffs, especially since it was an open secret they were coming to some degree. To hell with all the execs who do this sort of trash.
02.07.2025 18:37 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They should invent a way forward that isn't through
02.07.2025 07:19 โ ๐ 167 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 2PC Gamer headline reading "This new roguelike deckbuilding typing game is like Mavis Beacon Teaches Balatro, and I'm here for it"
Ignoring the clickbait title here can we collectively just agree that we do not need to Balatro-ify literally every piece of software ever created
30.06.2025 15:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Heathcliff drives in his ham car, a small car shaped like a ham (and probably made of ham, let's be real) past a straight couple and a sign that says "HAM LIMIT 25." The man looks over at him and says "He's going way over the ham limit."
24 Jun 2025
25.06.2025 16:56 โ ๐ 676 ๐ 221 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 24Alright, Yuki. I want you to go back out on that track and hit the safety car.
29.06.2025 13:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I know you wouldn't enjoy it but you seriously deserve to have a million followers on here
29.06.2025 02:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A classic Hegelbon tweet depicting a fictional conversation between STEPHEN A and BAYLESS about sensitivity to the Holocaust, followed by an extremely load-bearing BUT
Every "moderate" at the Atlantic, when the Supreme Court makes another egregious ruling paving the way for totalitarianism:
28.06.2025 15:54 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Objecting to the history textbook because James Buchanan is on the list of presidents
27.06.2025 22:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I get that it was an impressive visual/technical feat for its time but I would struggle to find a spot for Virtua Racing on a "top 5 racing/driving arcade games made by Sega in the 1990s" list, like, please be serious Wikipedia
26.06.2025 17:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gearing up for a long run of massively increased anti-semitism and islamaphobia. And seeing them pit against each other as if they're not suffering under the same problem. ๐๐
24.06.2025 12:22 โ ๐ 67 ๐ 13 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 1Learning to hover
21.06.2025 18:54 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The pope posted this this morning and Iโm thinking a lot about it
20.06.2025 17:39 โ ๐ 4056 ๐ 603 ๐ฌ 292 ๐ 808Frankly I applaud you for resisting the urge to skull someone with a rubber putter
20.06.2025 17:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0this is going to be an unpopular take but this is 1000000000% bait, this is 1000000000% vance intentionally driving far right traffic to this website, this is 1000000000% implicit brigading (surely to Musk's great joy), and therefore you should 1000000000% not take the aforementioned incoming bait
18.06.2025 22:22 โ ๐ 4271 ๐ 1583 ๐ฌ 188 ๐ 81in the last 365 days the florida panthers have won the stanley cup twice and florida state university has won a football game twice
18.06.2025 02:53 โ ๐ 394 ๐ 112 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 23Update, it arrived today lmao
17.06.2025 20:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The header of Casey Newton's bsky profile, with the text "Followed by Matt Brown, Alex Kirshner, and 27 others" below
I really wish I knew why *29* accounts I follow -- mostly journalists themselves! -- are following someone who contributes to puff pieces about AI without disclosing that his boyfriend -- who is specifically acknowledged in the column itself! -- works for one of the major AI companies. Not great!
17.06.2025 17:08 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Is there a bigger tell in the universe that you know you're peddling bullshit than "you guys are really gonna hate this one!"
17.06.2025 15:57 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Fortunately our best and brightest technical minds have solved government efficiency and are moving on to other endeavors
17.06.2025 15:41 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have a package that's in transit and depending on the tracking source that I use (both of them within the broader USPS system) my package is scheduled to arrive either tomorrow or yesterday
17.06.2025 15:30 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0