Gentleman Ball

Yeah I managed to avoid that one luckily. I actually thought TV Glow was gonna be good. Pile of shit.

What happened to @tracii.me ??

Who’s dick do I gotta suck to get some chicken fries around here??

Thank you! Felt like I was being gaslit into thinking it was good. It was shit.

Masters of the Universe is gonna suck HARD.

Special things are happening in the world of AI.

When Minnesota Democratic State Representative Melissa Hortman was murdered in her home by a gun toting MAGA maniac less than 90 days ago they said nothing. Trump even skipped her funeral and chose to play golf instead. He had the chance to condemn political violent and did not.

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Wiife

Yes. Somebody, for some reason, forged a perfect Trump drawing and signature 20 years ago to politically damage a guy who was not in politics. Makes perfect sense.

The dam has burst

If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country

Trump admits to being in the Epstein files, experts believe he’s been actively scrubbing his name, evidenced by his request for the FBI to flag and isolate every mention of him in the case documents.:

“They’ve been running these files, and so much of the things that we found were fake with me.”

Wait, those buckets are fuckable??

*year and a half

[MAGA world suddenly looking at the photos and videos of Trump being weird with teenage girls and putting it together like the end of “The Usual Suspects” only it takes three hours because there’s a LOT of material to get through]

Calvin and Hobbes is still one of the best parts of my childhood, and those comic strips hold up today.

I hope Bill Watterson is enjoying his birthday today.

I’m convinced golfers enjoy playing dress up more than they enjoy golfing.

Should be called “Jaws, also.”

Three’s Company is genuinely one of the best sitcoms of all time.

Rodney Dangerfield

the problem with trump’s parade is nobody came. yeah same as my wedding night

This is all a distraction from the fact that the 2 dumbest, whiniest, most repellent pieces of shit are also the 2 most powerful men in the world and the system was specifically designed to facilitate that

No one gonna tag Big Nick on this?? Ok fine @nicklutsko.bsky.social

I love that we now have both the most beastmode resistlibs and Musk's little Eichmanns agreeing the assassination was faked.

How was it?

Would never try these because I wasn’t a dad. Now I’m a dad and you’re telling me they’re gone?!?

theonion.com/gop-maintain...

doctor: well mr. yoda, we fixed the language center of your brain. you should talk totally normal now

yoda: thanks dude

Modern international law triumphs over ancient texts in regards to territorial proprietorship. It doesn’t matter if God itself claims land for your nation, the laws of man rule this Earth.