Chase Mitchell

The right keeps being like “HE’S GOT THAT COMMIE RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM” and Trump is twirling a phone cord with his finger like, “YOU say bye”

“Bret Easton Ellis interviews Quentin Tarantino” feels like a wish I made in my college dorm on a monkey’s paw in 2002

She’s the one who didn’t listen

This just links you to a jpeg of a cup of coffee

I mean this is exhausting and I’m not trying to belabor this but I do think acting like you just did a cute lil “stuff it” reply, but then feeling compelled to add a little subtweet later, which is all that I addressed, is a little disingenuous yeah. I’m not hollering at you either

You’re right, but was that it

Hah, I said you might potentially be wrong that things like, I dunno, Mad Max Fury Road might possibly belong in the best *one thousand* or even *ten thousand* movies of all time. A take that’s very cold. I was expressing a movie opinion which, you also did

Absolutely dreadful shit to say for me suggesting, I dunno, that Zodiac is pretty good

lol, do you think comedy writers in this industry like, have their pick of their dream jobs. Or maybe, and really think about this, are there possibly very talented people working at every show you personally don’t like

Get their ass

people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try

Listen he’s saying a lot of dumb shit but there’s no reason for you to be wrong too

Mfer telling each family “I’ll be back again someday”

I don’t think this guy got depressed enough

👏

That seems a little dramatic. As you yourself say, it’s about a paragraph, and then a song (which is good). I think what you really hate is that people ran with it so much and talked about it ad nauseum, which is fine, but it’s not THAT vital to the actual text of the movie

All it takes is one good pumpkin with a gun

*eagerly standing outside a quest diagnostics at 11:59 PM Thanksgiving night holding a cup of piss*

The only "PTA" film I care about this week

Bart Simpson calling Moe’s-ass name

They think people won’t know

Hey, we saw you from across the bar and wE rEaLlY wAnT YoUr sOuL

Former leopard handler with leopard update

Also lol it turns out she hosts a podcast, which is literally the exact same amount of work he does

The less funny Man Show guy being very divorced

“The real problem with America is my bitch ex-wife” is perhaps the most MAGA take ever created

That’s right daniel

Professional wrestling
Harlem Globetrotters v the Generals
& the good guys winning at the end of a Marvel movie
are all more unpredictable than a showdown between the Dems & Repubs.

This shit is as rickety & fake as a Wild West stunt show at a third tier amusement park.

#DemsCave
#CorruptDuopoly

I want to know why this story warranted a side-by-side photo

Whoa they invented a word for when you’re a weird loser nobody wants to work with?

The aesthetics of a Scientology building