🐟 Tilapia Hot Pocket 🐟

bloodborne is the most accurate depiction of england ever released

Deleted my Facebook mainly because I really don’t care to read the political opinions of people I went to school with 10 years ago.

im like if mrs doubtfire was kind of just chilling

I just said "oh sweet sassy molassy" in response to some news I just heard if you're curious to why no one wants to have sex with me.

Nvm, eww.

I’ve decided I want a gay lover.

I’ve fallen out of love with this app, but it’s the only one that’s not ran by billionaire troglodytes :/

Not enough of you were told “no” or to go fuck yourselves and now we’re…here

The Giving Cunt by Shel Silverstein

I’m too fuckable and cute to be caught up in this endless cycle of rebirth :/

I’m just glad it wasn’t me

The first person to ever poop must have been so scared and confused

i hate when i go on a date with a so-called "man" and he won't even do the feminist thing of showing me how good his austin power impersonation is

This is coming from someone named Tilapia Hot Pocket

Shame needs to make a comeback. Some of yall are too comfortable doing and saying whatever. 🥴

Because you needed a video of a cute little red panda meeting a turtle... 😊

The past tense form of shit is ‘shut’ btw.

🚨🚨🚨 Jeffrey Epstein during a 2010 deposition:

Q. Have you ever socialized with Donald Trump in the presence of females under the age of
18?
A: Though l'd like to answer that question, at least today l'm going to have to assert my Fifth, Sixth, and 14th Amendment rights, sir.

pooping is sooo disgusting. if i ever pooped i would kill myself

Since I am not in a cult, I would be happy to see everyone on the Epstein list in prison no matter what party they belong to. We deserve to know the rot that needs cleaning out.

The trafficked victims in Epstein's sex abuse operation deserve justice

I don't care what the political affiliation is of those responsible

If they committed criminal acts then they need to be held accountable

I will talk 💩 about MAGA until I’m blue in the face, but I can respect the ones who are holding Trump accountable and are starting to break from the culty mentality.
This is how we unite and come together, I know that’s a LOT to hope for, but we’re taking baby steps.

ever since i was little i knew i wanted to grow up to be a giant bitch

Just faked a smile and threw my back out.

I just know my horny ass could never make pickled onions!!! 🥵🥵

#DoctorWho needs to return to the basics. A bookish, eccentric nerd with mad scientist vibes traveling through time and space and fighting evil aliens.
Ncuti was a brilliant actor but there’s nothing about his character that says “This is The Doctor.”

I love #DoctorWho, but the constant political messaging is what killed it.
Whether you agree with “wokeness” or not, it turned away a massive chunk of the audience and everything they’ve done in recent years just feels like gimmicky attempts at saving a sinking ship.

at the point where I see the word "reboot" or remake" and it's a pass

Nothing worse than being collateral damage in somebody else’s little bitchery