LonelyTex

mmmm do you really think you deserve a $5 croissant when you could put that towards a $100,000 mortgage?

Hello yes I am back in town and would love to find time to hang out plz

A photo of Tex's 1998 Volvo V70 R station wagon, parked in his apartment's parking garage.

She made it home and didn't blow up* this time!

* She tried to. Battery gave the metal cold air intake shroud a hug and left a nice scorch mark and sparks.

😐😐😐😐😐😐

Wait wtf really?

hello cassie you look amazing here is some attention ✨

Masking on the plane club 🤙

A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

Poor buppy :((( 🫂

Yep, never again, I now live sub 10 min from work

When I commuted between Gresham and Hillsboro (🤢) I did that trick every single day

100%

To be clear about what I meant with the middle lane was to take the exit onto city streets then get back onto 405 via the on ramp that's one block away.

I mean this in the most polite way I can:

Good.

People merging last minute & across those lines are why 26 is always a shitshow

Yep, good old 26...

Fun fact, it's actually illegal to move between lanes in the last quarter mile before those exits (when the lines on the road are solid) but people do so anyway.

If you're getting to 405-S it's faster to take the middle lane and re-enter 405 than to sit in traffic the whole way

caffeinated bupple 😌

Because Portland...

I've driven all over the place because of my travel for work, and WA/OR are by far the worst offenders for merging difficulty

bro, omg.

also your tattoos double omg

A photo of me, standing with my arms open, with the salt flats and mountains in the background

dam bro

Outside 👏 Cassie 👏

outside Cassie!!!

Luckily Utah is *gorgeous* and I'll be going out driving to some scenic destinations this weekend. Traveling isn't all bad, just a frequent part of my life now

I'm okay :) out in Utah for a work trip, car will be fixed when I'm home

hi bug it's a pleasure to see you across my feed as always

I'll be back in town from my work trip in two weeks, can def grab coffee or something 👍

I think you're super rad Cedar and would love to be friends 🤙

Hi 👋 is this where the guy friend application drop box is

In fairness you had other stuff going on lol

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

Correction, *work trip.