John Hempton

Can they stay there?

It is entirely convertible and will be converted over 60 years

Rich people's problems.

I have a camcorder recording, originally obtained by bribes, of my then three year old saying that he likes big fat wet sloppy kisses from girls.

I stored it for this occasion. And I never used it.

I regret never using it.

The 100 plus billion is the right market cap. The price to sales about twenty and the margin well over 50 percent.

Growth rate is high too, but duh.

Price to sales is 2.94 if you use 14 percent margin

You need to work out the minority

Accounts complicated. Both your numbers are wrong

Margin much higher.

The owner shares are not counted. Diluted market cap much much larger

I bought a 7 percent position in 2013 and have held a full position ever since.

I have alas trimmed it many times.

Except for stonks. Stonks have been the most exciting all year.

Now THAT's a cease and desist letter

Is the Epstein client list a product?

It is dumber now

Historical Fact: Between March 1946 and August 1947, our airport was used for housing prisoners of war. This taught us everything we know about handling passengers today. #CustomerService

Those who don't criticize the government have nothing to fear.

All corporate assets belong to the State.

Buy stocks.

And the US stock market trades at a premium because...

There is a huge difference between what I see and you see and the market sees.

Ugh.

Question, and this is serious, has she had an affair with Elon or is this more innocent?

The most important achievement of the right in the C21st has been the invention of an all-powerful "establishment" that does not include the editor of the Sunday Telegraph, the world's richest media moguls, the party that was in govt for 14 years, Boris Johnson or the billionaire president of the US

A little bit of pork on a rotisserie, round and round it goes...

I am never on the far right.

Deported is not the right word. You don't "deport" a citizen.

They were trafficked.

Charge the people who did this with kidnapping and child trafficking.

The people who deported her should be jailed.

And the people who gave orders should be too.

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Pete Hegseth using the nuclear codes as his password on Pornhub, both parties have ignored our nation's security.

While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.

Pontius Pilate’s savvy decision to crucify Jesus was a political masterstroke, but ultimately he was removed as Governor of Judea after his costly tariff war with neighboring Roman provinces devastated Judeans’ 401ks.

He’ll fold like a cheap suit & declare victory. He’ll announce imaginary deals & point to imaginary numbers on a chart.

And that’ll be it.

And that, depressingly, that will be sufficient for the mouth breathers & Murdoch media rage meth addicts. He won’t ever poll below 40% approval.

Sad but true