Jason B Jones

Wuthering Heights review: too hot, too greedy adaptation guarantees bad dreams in the night Emerald Fennell’s take on Emily Brontë is an emotionally hollow, bodice-ripping misfire that misuses Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi but makes the most of Martin Clunes

When the reviewer hated the movie but the headline writer *loved* it

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going to start referring to all this no-caffeine, omni-spectrum sobriety, celibacy, 996, workout and diet focus stuff as "mormonism with silicon valley characteristics" because it's more polite than calling it "homeschool mindset"

“Many faculty members are to the left of many uncles at Thanksgiving, plus they write in jargon” is a sloppy joke that masquerades far too often as an actual description of the state of play in higher ed

Men in Blazers uses “big bottom small” for one archetype of footy players

New employment idea: sabbatical, but forever

So many folks who thought Born in the USA was a pro-America song are suddenly worried about not understanding lyrics.

Well, in this case it appears to be “to ensure their future employment at Meta.”

Hoping the new lead can refocus on priorities

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

*not

That’s now what you were saying 20 years ago

Starting the prime time coverage with Vonn’s race is weird given that everyone probably knows what’s up

This dunk almost makes the fact that it happened worth it

god hates new england and I think that’s just swell

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

We need a “how they did it” interview with the lead cameraman and planners behind this halftime show ASAP. That was one of the most impressive logistical accomplishments I’ve ever seen

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Woke Super Bowl pandering to the snowflakes by eliminating all conceivable forms of offense

This Seahawks QB does not help his receivers v much, huh

superbowl lxxxv, year of the honey bucket portable toilet: AI creates other AI to generate ads; the refs are off duty boston dynamics robots. players have been allotted the remainder of red meat supply after the Great Mad Cow Outbreak of 2043. kylie jenner, now 53, reduxes her 2017 pepsi commercial

The Dunkin motto

💯

As Emory alums, we were scandalized (🤣) that Pepsi stole the bears

Phew for a minute there I thought we might get a second fg

No Kings includes Draft Kings

no matter what happens with this game, seattle is by far the better end of i-90

The marionette theater of AI Is it funny, or painful, when bots talk about their inner lives?

Well, I went ahead and wrote it. An attempt to work through the discomfort people feel with AI agents on social media by reframing it as an aesthetic problem.

The Confidential Clerk, although I would of course agree that his real claim, as it were, in this area is earlier

Think so, although Eliot is stil alive in your window.

I’m not *super* mad at him today… all I meant was “you can kinda see why some people would be cranky”

I understand that it was partly on purpose but, then again, we reverted to it after the goal which … that isn’t sound planning.