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@depinto.bsky.social

lax rat / soccer guy / dumbbass

166 Followers  |  318 Following  |  411 Posts  |  Joined: 09.11.2024  |  2.0854

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Flirting with a robot rn

27.09.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im in Florida, come hang out! People say I'm a joy to be around

27.09.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait are you a real person

27.09.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Daniel Makabw is a beast

27.09.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Money does buy happiness

27.09.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 26.09.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4174    πŸ” 437    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Maori scholar, Makereti Papakura writing at her desk c.1910. The room is decorated with a mix of Maori & European mementoes whilst the rafters are painted with traditional kowhaiwhai patterns. Makereti will be awarded a posthumous degree in Oxford tomorrow, almost a century after she died in 1930.

26.09.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2292    πŸ” 421    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 14

you are also beautiful do you need an American citizenship

27.09.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

trying to count sheep jumping over fences to go to sleep but just getting mad that the sheep think they're better than me so I end up running 2 miles and passing out next to a retention pond

(it worked)

27.09.2025 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna show this to the guy next to me at the bar wearing a Noles hat and get smacked

27.09.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a-WOOOOOOOOOOOO

27.09.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite pro wrestler (recently retired (Daniel Makabe)) is a big Caps fan and we've spoken about how great Tate is

27.09.2025 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*as the bartender hands me the most toe-curlingly alcohol-ridden vodka and "red bull" ever concocted by human hands": I love you so much.

27.09.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My phone autocorrects lemur to "femur" btw

26.09.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This lemur cursed us

26.09.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Turquoise Cotinga.

The turquoise cotinga or Ridgway's cotinga (Cotinga ridgwayi) is a species of bird in the family Cotingidae. It is found in Costa Rica and western Panama.

πŸ“Έ: @birdingctew

26.09.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 449    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0

When I smell wings at the bar I turn into a different person

26.09.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry Pablo, you've been demoted in the Fire Rescue Hierarchy

26.09.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

red, light blue, yellow is an elite color combo

26.09.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

whenever I recall a password from memory I feel just like this: 😏

26.09.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

went back through my posts and decided I'm Good And So Is Bluesky

26.09.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

brb, punishing my homunculus by burying it up to its shoulders in the berrypatch

10.11.2024 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

curse of the lemur

26.09.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh @lizzietheli0n.bsky.social of little faith

13.09.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tampa Bay Sun F
C

08.09.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bad

07.09.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

stupid jacksonville combined y'all's colors with @theheatwave.bsky.social colors

04.09.2025 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

easy there, city name fc

30.08.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lemurs are bigger than you think i guess

15.08.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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