depinto

Flirting with a robot rn

Im in Florida, come hang out! People say I'm a joy to be around

Wait are you a real person

Daniel Makabw is a beast

Money does buy happiness

Maori scholar, Makereti Papakura writing at her desk c.1910. The room is decorated with a mix of Maori & European mementoes whilst the rafters are painted with traditional kowhaiwhai patterns. Makereti will be awarded a posthumous degree in Oxford tomorrow, almost a century after she died in 1930.

you are also beautiful do you need an American citizenship

trying to count sheep jumping over fences to go to sleep but just getting mad that the sheep think they're better than me so I end up running 2 miles and passing out next to a retention pond

(it worked)

Gonna show this to the guy next to me at the bar wearing a Noles hat and get smacked

a-WOOOOOOOOOOOO

My favorite pro wrestler (recently retired (Daniel Makabe)) is a big Caps fan and we've spoken about how great Tate is

*as the bartender hands me the most toe-curlingly alcohol-ridden vodka and "red bull" ever concocted by human hands": I love you so much.

My phone autocorrects lemur to "femur" btw

This lemur cursed us

Turquoise Cotinga.

The turquoise cotinga or Ridgway's cotinga (Cotinga ridgwayi) is a species of bird in the family Cotingidae. It is found in Costa Rica and western Panama.

📸: @birdingctew

When I smell wings at the bar I turn into a different person

Sorry Pablo, you've been demoted in the Fire Rescue Hierarchy

red, light blue, yellow is an elite color combo

whenever I recall a password from memory I feel just like this: 😏

went back through my posts and decided I'm Good And So Is Bluesky

brb, punishing my homunculus by burying it up to its shoulders in the berrypatch

curse of the lemur

oh @lizzietheli0n.bsky.social of little faith

Tampa Bay Sun F
C

bad

stupid jacksonville combined y'all's colors with @theheatwave.bsky.social colors

easy there, city name fc

lemurs are bigger than you think i guess