Lady Cyclops

Totally looks like a pedo

I just discovered I can play a spider character in Pathfinder 2e. I'm super excited. I got a character I'm building based off my character from a book I'm writing. Medium size jumping spider!!!!

HORROR FILM SAFETY 1. It's not "the wind." 2. Never split up. 3. Listen to the "crazy" guy. 4. Authorities are useless. 5. Avoid bathroom mirrors. 6. Refuse sewer-clown gifts. 7. Don't assume! Kill twice. 8. Children are evil.

Horror Film Safety

I bet this person had to write a book report on an older lit book and got a bad grade

Oh hey, i always wanted to die of mercury poisoning

I'd get one.

Job hunting sucks.

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

New York City: The time has arrived. Finally, a chance to tell the city EXACTLY what your landlord’s been getting away with. NYC’s first Rental Ripoff Hearings are happening in all five boroughs, and we want to hear from you. Real New Yorkers. Real stories. Real policy changes. 

The song Numbers (I Can Only Count to Four) by Psychostik describes my math skills to a T

Join us in Washington, D.C. for March for Democracy:
Feb 27-28

• Feb 27: Impeachment lobbying in the halls of Congress
• Feb 28: Rally & March for Democracy

If you've ever believed this country could be better — this is OUR moment to act NOW!

That moment when you piss off the permanently grumpy coworker 🤣

Noooooooooooooo

That was such a good movie. Vincent Price is my personal god

All moms have that one child.....

I hate everything.

Except my cats. Can't hate them. Everything else can go fuck itself rn.

Omg.... you're right... wtf.

OHMUHGAWDITSFUCKINSNOW!

Jim Carey throw up gif

So coconuts DO migrate 🤣

I do not have anywhere enough cute animals on my main feed.

Peeking over a desk

Jealous!!!

"Sir, this is not what I fecking ordered."

So remember when Trump said the Democrats are gonna take away your guns?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

When that one fuckin guy comes around

All this to say, Miki, please shut up and give your mother's ears a rest from your meowing.

Probably for the next week or so. It wouldn't be that big a deal if I could just go to the store, buy a pack of friskies, and be done. But no. These two are on a special diet, vet prescription only. So not only is it a pain to get, it's expensive as fuck as well.