Lady Cyclops

Calico kitty with a white face and black and orange markings on top of the head sitting loaf like in a lap.

This loaf is 16 and the mouthiest cat I've ever met. I love her to death.

The post reads: There are no rabbits On the trampoline No squirrels skydiving On the air conditioner The cat is not holding a meeting In a dapper little suit But there’s a fat pit bull at the bus stop And a baby with chubby feet in a stroller And the air smells like fall Real life is happening all around you And it is more beautiful than garbage Vomited up by a machine that eats water and jobs I am begging you to unhook your brain And go eat ice cream on a bench Life is too short To stare at a small screen That turns your dreams into pretty pictures And your brain into mush.

MAGA tears from the election results are what's making my coffee the last few days. Fuck the GOP

With all the democrats that won the races today, you'd think people were tired of repubs ruining shit lol

Don't forget to vote if you can today, New York!

Sign the Petition Hold Congress Accountable: No Pay or Benefits During Government Shutdowns

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Anyone else have a cat that screams bc she can't enter the bathroom with you?

JFC Miki, chill out.

Lil black spider waiting for the fly in its web to chill so it can eat. Fly not pictured.

Before leaving for school today I got to witness the epic battle between a spider and a fly caught in its web. Fly was trying SUPER hard to get out and several times did this crazy spin like on one of those carnival rides. By the time I left for school the fly was tiring.

Jacqueline the Pumpkin Queen

I have my beginning. I have my end. What I don't have is the damn middle.

Ok but Zombie Island has won my heart and I can't have any more cats. Booooo

That rush of endorphins you get when you *finally* solve a problem a professor threw at you

You can't say shit like this without pictures. I mean, imma Google this now but still.

I really shouldn't drink hot liquids while listening to @magictavern.bsky.social. hot coffee in sinuses. Ow.

She's soooo pretty!

I'd take a wrecking ball

I wish I could have dogs.

Ehhh... I don't know any lawyers. In any field.

Ok.... ok, this is a great idea. I'm game. How do we organize this???

A hominid covered from head to toe in long brown hair, with a hat on their head.

I have to say that the Cousin It costume wins the Durham march today

@chickenlady518.bsky.social so..... wanna move?

You really didn't have to go the extra mile for us on these, lol. We know they taste like shit

Looks like I'll be doing some SD card flashing to make my Raspberry Pi run different OS as needed.

I've seen them in LinkedIn too

I grabbed extras, but we might need more. Also, last phrase is either Thyme or Punch Nazis. Can't remember. Can't hurt to say both

Crashing out after bro has had me cornered for 2 hours yapping about his rare labubu pulls

Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.

Herring gull chilling on top of a dinosaur head in Scotland

Shame I'm not a meta user as this is the most meta (or ironic?) post in years. Feathered dinosaur standing on the head of a plastic depiction of a brachiosaurus. @edinburghzoo.bsky.social 🧪

We do??? Since when??